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fetus butter

(n.)
1) The various fluids and solids extracted during an abortion (excluding the actual fetus).

2) The mix of fluids that results from having sex with and ejaculating in a woman that is menstruating.

3) A term used to express disgust with the food choices of a peer, especially sauces and spreadable toppings.

4) An ethnic or odd food your peers may find disgusting.
She just got a Back alley abortion and now she has fetus butter running down her leg.

That was a messy fuck. Now wipe up that fetus butter, get your ass in the kitchen and make a sandwich.

Jack: Can I get some extra mayo on that?
Joe: You just love that fetus butter, don't you?

Jack: Lets head over to that sushi place and get some fetus butter.
Joe: You disgust me. I can hardly contain the vomit rising in my throat.
by di0 May 7, 2007
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Fetus Attraction

Fetal Attraction is the name of a sex move where a guy is having sex with a pregnant woman (usually in the third trimester). The guy pounds on the woman's stomach until the fetus aborts out onto his dick. The guy then proceeds to beat the girl with her dead fetus until he ejaculates.
John, "aw shit dude, I was getting some awesome poontang last night"

Wayne, "oh yeah? well i pulled the Fetus Attraction on my bitch last night, and dude...it was orgasmic."
by Hacksaw Mutilator March 16, 2009
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fetus humper

Cradle robber; someone who dates somebody a lot younger than they are.
by Fi March 19, 2004
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Fetus Deletus

A spell for getting out of a pregnancy trap with hoes.
Fetus deletus!The baby is gone now.
by Jacob Rammingtons December 17, 2017
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Fetus Throwing

Fetus Throwing is the act of throwing a fetus at a person, a wall, a car, etc.
Soon to become an Olympic sport in June of 2005, players will throw a fetus at a wall and the person whos fetus loses the most blood, gets the gold.
"OMG Dude!! You just threw a fetus at my head!"

"I lost the gold by an ounce. If only my fetus could have lost just one more ounce of blood. Goddamn fetus!"
by Kelly November 21, 2004
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Fetus Handshake

The act of fisting a woman and being startled by a baby shaking your hand.
"Man, I was surprised to get a fetus handshake last night by a prostitute"
by zdawg3579 May 13, 2013
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fetus be good stick

When you're in the middle of hot passionate sex with your pregnant wife and suddenly you're catapulted through the air by the kicking fetus from inside the womb.You become enraged and lunge for the fetus be good stick from off the wall and begin to strike the fetus (through the stomach) and all the while you can hear the fetus taunting you with "missed me missed me now you gotta kiss me" so you jerk the fetus from the womb and kiss it on the head then continue the beating!!!!
Good thing I purchased that fetus be good stick
when it was on sale and the dollar store.
by squirtdonkeys February 1, 2007
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