World Taekwondo Federation

1. The establishment that sets the teaching standards and form practices for taekwondo schools throughout the world.

2. A politer way of saying "WTF" or what the fuck

1. Molly: So howd your board-breaking go?

Me: awsome, i wish the WTF would change it from ax kick tho, my foot hurts

2. While picking my lil sister up from school

Me: So howd your class go?

Jazzy: Miss Alga grabbed my butt.

Me: World Taekwondo Federation!!!

by MW2CuBu November 27, 2009

Fedelisk

The act of jizzing out of the facehole. Such an act commonly occurs both publicly and privately, and usually leaves a significant amount of debris. The intensity of the fedelisk is determined by the amount of excitement by the person at the time.

Unlike regular jizzing, one can fedelisk multiple times in one sitting, such as during a very good movie, song, or similar form of entertainment. Fedelisking can also occur when one sees a very attractive mate. Since there are no symptoms of fedelisking, it is impossible to know when someone, even the victim him/herself, is about to fedelisk. Ask your doctor if fedelisking is right for you.

Susan: “This is my sister, Tanya.”
Ron: “HEH!”
Susan: “Euh, how about you clean that up.”
Ron: “How bout I Fedelisk, HHEEEEEH!”

Carl: “Ahh, who fedelisked all over Theater 2? Now I have to clean it.”
Dr. Jackson: “I think it was the homeless man who just left.”

by tothewillymobile August 14, 2011

federlined

When a girl starts off relatively decent, good morals, good job, lack of slutty tattoos but then starts dating a trashy guy and slowly declines to his level of trashiness.

Britney Spears

"Sheila was on the honor roll until she met Chris, now she's got a tramp stamp and has a beer gut at the age of 19."
"Yeah, he straight up federlined her."

by DylanYork October 30, 2007

kevin federline

a term to describe a guy who is a lazy bum, with no job and sits around the house all day and does nothing and also mooches off his rich girlfriend and spends all her money

lazy bum: hey babe gimme some money I wanna buy a new pair of shoes

rich girlfriend: ok anything for you sweety heres a million dollars my kevin federline

by ajb18 January 10, 2008

Federico

Federico is a Spanish and Italian male first name. Of german origin, Friedrich, meaning Peace-keeper, Peaceful Ruler.

Federico, Frederico, Frederick, Friedrich

by thenameguy April 13, 2007

federalli

The feds, the police, or to commit a serious crime.

Man, you don't want to move that kind of weight. Trust me, you do NOT want the Federallis after you!

by Nique Luva Luva September 7, 2005

kevin federline

A man who has come to symbolize what a complete, impotent, sexual failure really is. K-Fed, is an uneducated, complete and utter failure, an embodiment of pure white trash. Turned down by any girl with a brain, or who looks hot, he has ended up with his sole mate, brittany spears. Together, they hope to spread the ideas and values of vagrancy, freeloading, and to totally strip any talent from the world.

Man, I just watched Kevin Federline's new video, and I thought it disgraced rap music.

Kevin Federline is an embarrassment to any human being that is caucasan. He is also an embarrassment to the human race.

by INyourFace September 17, 2008