fapple

n. Corruption of fap and apple, to refer to apple users who get excitied over anything apple so much that they probably mastrubate (fap) over them.

He is a total fapple.

by Noogie Brown October 22, 2006

fape

fake bape clothing, shoes, and/or accessories.

bootleg sweatshop-made imitation bapes usually found in ghetto strip malls.

A: Maan, how'd the Mickey D's cashier afford those bapes?
B: Easy. Chinatown. They're FAPES.

C: If the person rockin them looks broke, most likely they're FAPES.

by R. Nito May 21, 2006

Fappachino

The act of ejaculating in a girls mouth, having her gargle it to simulate the look of whipped cream/steamed milk, and then having her swallow your load. This cannot be preceded with any form of sexual intercourse ocular, oral or otherwise hence the inclusion of "fap".

I gave that hot barista a nice fappachino right before her next shift, she wont forget that one!

by Dude A. Miester March 23, 2009

fapperoni

It's like pepperoni, only fapping.

Dude, my girlfriend didn't come over last night so I had to make a fapperoni pizza.

by MikfozHasLupus September 20, 2009

BarSe Fapper

A group of Singapore "bus enthusiasts" who makes regular love with buses with their gentleman's area, inconveniencing commuters after they leave their white mess behind in seats.

Barse fappers are at it again in Singapore...striking innocent buses...

by Singapore Buses May 10, 2020

collateral fappage

The other, unattractive people in a picture or video you're masturbating to

Man, I totally rubbed one out to those shots of Lindsay Lohan topless. Her mom was in the background, though - total collateral fappage.

by Johnny Herp Derp August 16, 2011

Finger Fapping

When a girl is masturbating with her finger or fingers oh so vigorously!

"Shelby was pleasing herself by finger fapping on camera while her friend watched"

by Avnero May 23, 2017