The waitress who serves me in my local cafe suffers from absolute-slowness. It is usually characterised by having a big pale ugly face, no manners or respect and the general demeanour of having taken 67 valiums and a few bottles of vodka.
It should also be noted that those affected tend to move in slow motion so do not be alarmed this is normal as they are out of sync with our time-frame.
It should also be noted that those affected tend to move in slow motion so do not be alarmed this is normal as they are out of sync with our time-frame.
Customer 1: "Hello, I'd like a some soup please."
Waitress 1: "Ok it'll just be a second"
*goes away and grows the vegetables and grain and slaughters the cow herself*
Customer 1: "What the hell's up with the Absolute-slowness today!!"
Waitress 1: "Ok it'll just be a second"
*goes away and grows the vegetables and grain and slaughters the cow herself*
Customer 1: "What the hell's up with the Absolute-slowness today!!"
by asteroth February 24, 2010
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by playcrossy December 22, 2010
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Simply calling something 'knickers' does not suffice...
Simply calling something 'knickers' does not suffice...
This division 3 football match is absolute knickers lah
Was out at a nightclub last night, had to go on the beer cos it was absolute knickers lah
That essay of mine took me ages, its absolute knickers lah
Was out at a nightclub last night, had to go on the beer cos it was absolute knickers lah
That essay of mine took me ages, its absolute knickers lah
by mon errigal February 25, 2011
Get the absolute knickers lah mug.A term used for somebody who is quite intoxicated, typically with beverages such as Greene King IPA. Used by Alexander Robertson in the group UK Simpsons II, when asking for Simpsons episodes. Although roasted for his post originally, he then became internet famous thanks to the group and in other social media after featuring in a BuzzFeed post.
Eric: Man, we're quite drunk, aren't we?
Nick: Nah mate, we've been on the IPA lad. That means that we're in fact absolutely wasted!
Nick: Nah mate, we've been on the IPA lad. That means that we're in fact absolutely wasted!
by LionelHutz February 17, 2017
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Get the Absolutely stunnin mug.Besides the scientic connatations of this word there is also Aetheric & Esoteric meanings of this.
1. Everything usually has a point of origin which begins from 0 dimension its Aether (smoke/shadow) which must connect several different points 2 b whole in 3rd dimension. If they r whole they r classified as +or- (good or bad). However, if 1 has been somehow disconnected from themselves by way of hypnosis or trauma, they actually have no boundaries unlike the masters who slaved them. They r keepers of blue flame. & as soon as they realize who they r can b capable of miraculous & terrible things! Bcuz they r shadows of themselves & exisist soley of the light, they r formitable weapons against all SET authorities.
2. Those who r underestimated due 2 their indifference & percieved weaknesses by all who encounter them. They r those who hide in the shadows broken, the unnamed, monarchs, berzerkers, wintersoldiers & any1 being secretly controlled by some1 else. They r actually stronger than their masters who hold them captive! A they need 2 do is acquire the key 2 the kingdom... FORGIVENESS! End game.
1. Everything usually has a point of origin which begins from 0 dimension its Aether (smoke/shadow) which must connect several different points 2 b whole in 3rd dimension. If they r whole they r classified as +or- (good or bad). However, if 1 has been somehow disconnected from themselves by way of hypnosis or trauma, they actually have no boundaries unlike the masters who slaved them. They r keepers of blue flame. & as soon as they realize who they r can b capable of miraculous & terrible things! Bcuz they r shadows of themselves & exisist soley of the light, they r formitable weapons against all SET authorities.
2. Those who r underestimated due 2 their indifference & percieved weaknesses by all who encounter them. They r those who hide in the shadows broken, the unnamed, monarchs, berzerkers, wintersoldiers & any1 being secretly controlled by some1 else. They r actually stronger than their masters who hold them captive! A they need 2 do is acquire the key 2 the kingdom... FORGIVENESS! End game.
Ive seen many absolute zeros who had powers they had no ability 2 wield without forgiveness.
Absolute zeros will b the vanquishers of the masters bcuz it was written.
Never choose a side
Its ok 2 run away 2 hide
Never burn 2 hot
& never b so cold u forgot
4 the time will come
When mAsters will b judged 4 all they done
& those who nobody even knows
Will arise & b like superheros
Once underestimated outcasts that every1 woes
Will vanquish evil from inside cuz they r absolute zeros!
It is finished
Absolute zeros will b the vanquishers of the masters bcuz it was written.
Never choose a side
Its ok 2 run away 2 hide
Never burn 2 hot
& never b so cold u forgot
4 the time will come
When mAsters will b judged 4 all they done
& those who nobody even knows
Will arise & b like superheros
Once underestimated outcasts that every1 woes
Will vanquish evil from inside cuz they r absolute zeros!
It is finished
by MaKHiAurqueenB September 21, 2017
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