funky beyotch

a bitch who cant dress for shit

Guy: Hey look at that funky beyotch!
Store Clerk: Yeah, she can't dress for shit.
Funky Beyotch: fuck you guys

by DamianMoDollaz July 30, 2015

Funky Friday

It rhymes but it was used in the last 80s and 90s. It's so popular that even Roblox has that name.

• some guy sleeping over there •: Today is a funky friday. songs are epik

•some other guy•: You play Roblox?!?!?!?!?!?!

- Some guy sleeping over there, 2022

by The D*** God March 25, 2022

Funky Trance

A new genre of trance that add funky beats in trance, this genre known in a night club in indonesia.

Funky Hydrotrance - Dj Rezia

by Dony aka Dj Rezia July 21, 2003

Funky's Law

The longer a discussion of any issue continues, the likelihood of the issue of Jesus and Salvation being brought up increases.

We were having a nice discussion about baseball when Fred invoked Funky's Law and noted that nobody can be truly safe without redemption through our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ.

by Sancho Baio September 29, 2009

funky chicken

A seizure, typically the result of a fatal trauma such as stroke, brain damage or poison.

Keep your mask on if you don't want to do the funky chicken.

by FeO2 April 24, 2011

funky gazelle

when one woman is being simultaneously sexed in her mouth, vagina, and anus. she stands with one foot touching one knee and has one hand on her head and one on her hip. all 3 men must ejaculate at the same time.

i got a sweet ass funky gazelle last night from your dad, uncle, and brother.

by Meredithisyomama September 15, 2006

funky mcbuttnugget

(noun) using the bad, wierd, nasty sense of the word funky, this phrase desribes the buttnugget or sphere-like fecal discharge from an individual with a McButt or large, celluloid gluteus maximus

When Chris finished cleaning the toliets at McDonalds he smelled like a funky mcButtnugget

by Matt March 15, 2005