Foreskin Cancer

when you develop a tumor on your meatus or penis hole and it stops you from pissing so then you piss out your ass while shitting so you don't know if you have diarrhea water or your just pissing

I just got foreskin cancer and i think its terminal

by Nigga Central October 4, 2023

foreskin feta

(Only applicable to those sporting a turtleneck) A white rank substance found on your anteater.

I peeled er back for a piss, and my hand smelt like the inside of a ass, goddam foreskin feta.

by local___hero September 6, 2005

foreskin brain

The foreskin creates electrochemical signals that are communicated to much of the body, including the brain. Information about sensitivity, arousal, compassion and the importance of physical touch. Circumcised, they are all nonexistent or at least minimal.
There exists similar information at a website search for “penis brain” by wordpress.com but, I’m afraid it neglects to mention the equally important and powerful part that a healthy foreskin play’s in sexual and mental health.

The foreskin brain is key to sexual intercourse being a fully humane experience and not just an organismic relief.

by Restored2019 May 26, 2020

Foreskin Cookie

Like a fortune cookie, but made from a dehydrated foreskin instead of a cookie. Some studies indicate that as many as one in 30 fortune cookies may not be a cookie at all but actually just a crusty foreskin. Fortune cookie manufacturers are able to sneak this fact past consumers as many people fail to percieve any difference between a foreskin and a cookie. However, many culinary connoisseurs swear by the foreskin cookie, hailing it as superior to the common fortune cookie. Foreskin cookies are even a delicacy in many Asian cultures. According to ancient Chinese legend, the fortunes found in foreskin cookies combine to form a secret prophecy from Confucius himself.

I got Chinese take-out last night and it came with a foreskin cookie. It was exquisite.

by myno April 5, 2015

foreskin fart

taking foreskin like a balloon, blowing into it, like a balloon, holding it tightly and then sqeezing the air out.

every time that i gave him a foreskin fart he was bewildered by the noise

by jack lockhart November 21, 2011

Foreskin Hat

The way hipsters wear their beanies only on the crowns of their skulls, because the act of keeping your head warm is too mainstream. Usually these people are between 18-30 years old and hang around shitty jazz clubs, hole-in-the-wall coffee houses, or Goodwills.

I can respect the guy that doesn't wear his winter gear correctly in -20 degree weather. I guess staying healthy without illness is too mainstream. The way they are wearing their foreskin hat makes them look like a gigantic penis. Wait, that's already how they act. Next time you see a person like this, Don't get angry, don't give them a mean look, just chuckle at them.

by doxyzyklon January 18, 2012

Foreskin trepidation

A condition experienced by women who are dating and/or mingling with a man who is European (or "not American") where there is extreme anxiety over whether or not he is circumsized. Could be a deal-breaker in many dating relationships.

Hey Michelle have you ever been with a man who is uncirmusized?

Yea, it was disgusting and required a different skill set.

I thought so. I'm experiencing foreskin trepidation.

by Not Hair Girl February 20, 2011