pussy floss

To practice good dental hygiene using natural resources (ie pubic hair) all the while satisfying your woman orally.

While licking his girlfriend's pussy during after-dinner sex, Matt decided to pussy floss to try to remove a piece of steak that was stuck between his teeth.

by Master Cris July 3, 2005

Moon Floss

Slang for Toilet Paper. The toilet paper flosses your anus, thus the term Moon Floss.

Mom, I ran out of Moon Floss, can you get me some more toilet paper?

by Toolwerkz October 3, 2009

nature's dental floss

pubic hair stuck in your teeth

I went down on a chick with a 70s retro muff and got a mouthful of nature's dental floss.

by I am Achmed September 25, 2008

Butt floss

also called a thong or type of string stuck between your buttcheeks to impress people with your "buns."

wife: Oh honey, check out my new Butt floss i just got at victorias secret!
husband: wow it really highlights your tight buns.

by Carabella May January 27, 2009

yoga floss

Outfits and accessories that typically adorn trophy wives and cougars at the yoga studio. Often paired with spray tans, 2 carat rocks and SUVs.

As she stepped out of her Cayenne, I saw that her turquoise and brown SIGG water bottle that matched her SIGG water bottle completed her yoga floss.

by McBuddha September 25, 2009

Barbara Bum Floss

when a hair gets stuck in your crack & you pull it out slowly.

I keep losing my hair but at least I've got some enjoyable barbara bum floss.

by Linda Flair August 14, 2010

Russian Dental Floss

When one is going down on their dirty bitch and he decimates her snatch with his teeth. He then flosses his teeth with her pubes.

I had to drive Propecia off to the hospital after giving her a Russian Dental Floss, or my ass would have been hauled off to gitmo for terrorizing that shit.

by Cock Cobbler October 22, 2011