FECAL TISSUE

Tissue excreted from the anus. The tissue is almost always wast food product. Used as a synonym for poop and crap by more refined intelligent individuals such as George W. Bush and Napoleon. Can be expelled as partof a classy sex act known as the Hot Carl

Napoleon: Greetings I apologize for my tardiness, it twas unavoidable due to my expulsion of large amounts of fecal tissue.

by Napoleon I Emporer of the French August 13, 2006

feces

A brown lump that decends from the anus hole. (Another word for shit)

Soon, the feces entered the rectum stage where the nutrients raped it until it was brown.

by Adam The Fucking Gold May 1, 2009

feces

feces means: shit

by Sir Cole Jerk August 25, 2003

Feckin

Irish therm for Fucking

ya wee feckin ejit

by J and Bob February 7, 2003

Fecal Cell Anemia

A disease occurring when someone is so full of shit that it actually runs through their blood.

The avid bullshitter was diagnosed with a severe case of Fecal Cell Anemia.

by sinner86 February 10, 2008

fecal lasagna

Also known as shit lasagna. Made by taking a crap in the tub and then placing a layer of newspaper over it. This process is repeated to create a shit lasagna.

Bob likes to crap in his tub, spread it around, and layer newspaper on the crap. He calls it a fecal lasagna.

by bobthechef May 10, 2006

fecal fucker

one who gets off and enjoys potting the brown after an anema, prior to emptying of the vowels, while the rectum is still full of shit.

The pillow biting fecal fucker pounded his partners sumptous ass!!!

by Paul Valdez September 23, 2006