Venus faultline

A wide vagina that leaves barely any room for the taint. Or in other words, the crack of a girl's pussy that goes all the way down and becomes the ass crack.

Dude: My girlfriend's pussy and ass crack are practically connected, bro! She says it's called a "Venus faultline"!

by Anonymous4236 September 16, 2017

failtarded

Something that is so bad that two words indicating how bad it is have to be combined together.

An item, person, or event that fails so hard that calling it retarded would be a complement.

Last night's party was fucking failtarded. There was one girl, she was fat, and some dude grabbed my butt. Not to mention someone ran off with a bottle of Goose.

by mvolfman December 13, 2010

failticulate

To write poorly. To express an idea in a manner that does not make any fucking sense. To speak like a middle schooler. TO FAIL AT THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.

Hey Maria, your friend Rick totally failticulated that whole sentence. WTF did he mean?

by mvolfman July 10, 2010

faulknasty

Anyone with the last name Faulkner, who has mad game with the honeys and has lots of money.

Yo, Me and Faulknasty are heading to Tin Tin Noodles for lunch.

by Kentucky Blue April 24, 2008

Failtronics

When a robot creates and detonates an EMP (Electro-Magnetic Pulse) device.

"Oh my god. Run! The robot has activated its Failtronics."

by Dr. Phil's Conscience September 26, 2009

Failthos

When someone fails miserably in an attempt to pathos, logos, ethos, kyphos, etc.

Announcers: "Make it a great day or not, the CHOICE IS YOURS!"

Stefan: "What a failthos..."

by LampyLampy March 26, 2009

faulbchdt

Family, Advice, Unit, Landlines, Bunk Beds, Cooking, Haircuts, Devotion, Twins!

Todney:"That's what family means to me! Faulbchdt!"
Duck:"...That's not a word?"

by Yellow Guy *REAL* October 30, 2022