Fartcat

The single most bloodthirsty carnivore on planet earth. Fartcat has the ability to render her enemy permanently blind with just one bout of flatulence. The worlds population would have been triple what it is now if it weren't for the wrath of Fartcat's farts. One shallow breath of Fartcat's farts is enough to kill a grown man within minutes. If you were to look up the most deadly chemical weapons in existence, Fartcat's farts would NOT be on the list. Wanna know why? Everyone who tried to edit the list was taken out before they could even begin typing. Consider this a warning.

I was giving birth 100 miles downwind of Fartcat's farts and now my child is ed sheeran.

by CannedBugala March 6, 2022

fatcottonpickermonkeylookingass

the best insult to use in an argument against a person of the blackie race :)

"fuck you, you fatcottonpickermonkeylookingass!"
"damn, thats not nice derek" *tyrone proceeds to kill himself*

by niggethater3000 April 14, 2022

fat cat in a room

fat cats are found under ur bed when u go to sleep they like to nibble on ur toes.

I like fat cat in a room it tastes good

kid: wakes up* OMG WHY DO I HAVE NO FEET

fat cat in room: meows sexyly

kid: *looks under bed get snatched*

by DINO REEEEEEEEEEEEEE July 24, 2022

fattatoulie

the state of being a fat rat (such as a rattatoulie, but fat).

a great thing to call your friends!

"joshua called me emo yesterday."

"he's literally a fattatoulie."

by papalouiesasscheeks May 14, 2023

fatpat

matpat but on sunday evenings

im a real fatpat i drank too much diet cola

by shit yourself now September 4, 2023

fatmatta

Fatmatta is a baddie, lul hoochie mama who knows how to get down. They also have BIG BUMS😍.

Person: “ Do you feel the ground shaking?”
Person 2: “That’s just Fatmatta twerking”

by anon._.baka November 19, 2023

Fat Cat

A fat vagina or a nickname for a woman with a fat vagina.

Come here fat Cat, i wanna show you something.

by Amschel February 19, 2025