Fapes

knock off or fake version of bathing ape shoes

joe: sweeet i got some bapes for only $90!
bob: no dude, you got yo self some fapes...

by chelseaaaaaaa March 8, 2007

Fapist

1. Fapist-A person who constantly acts inappropriately, overly sexually advances, or has the tendency to act like a pedophile or rapist over facebook.

Example: He was getting crazy last night on chat...he almost got me thinking he was a Fapist!

by The Brohas July 8, 2011

Fapscramble

the frantic race to hide evidence you were mid fap as someone is about to walk into the house or room

I sprained my ankle performing a fapscramble when I heard the wife open the garage

by scoopercooper December 7, 2011

Fapstercake

To ice a cake, cupcake etc. with seamen by ejaculating onto the baked good of choice.

John fapstercaked the cupcakes after he baked them.

by Le noob August 13, 2012

falosapus

dick or a males part or a penis

I wanna bounce on his falosapus!

by Brittany December 8, 2004

Fapsnap

The point of when u finish your satanic ritual.

Damm Daniel back at it agian with the fapsnap

by Fapsnap December 10, 2016

Fapster

1) A fat Hipster
2) A person so engrossed in the trappings of being a hipster, they don't realise what a jerk-off they have become.

Wow! Grant is so wrapped up in finding the Great Undiscovered Craft Beer and looking for goat-cheese poutine that he can't see how much of an insufferable Fapster he's being. Will; give his head a shake.

by longrider700 May 20, 2016