Experiencism

an epistemological philosophy, focusing only on the personal experience of the individual, proposing that everything else is blind faith and rejects majority opinion

person A: hey dude, did you know that boiling water is hot?
person B: since I follow experiencism i won't believe you until I experience it myself
person A: *usual response* omg dude how dare you question me

by Detective F. Weedington May 6, 2019

Gold Experience Requiem

It’s basically God. Also the physical definition of an Uno reverse card. Also sends you to a death loop. Just don’t fuck with it, or Giorno Giovanna.

Gold Experience Requiem: I’m basically god motherfucker.

by Pimpleapps April 27, 2021

Hershey Experience

When you go to Hershey park with you best friend and you lose every last bit of your innocence and the ability to have whipped cream and marshmallows

Friend 1: Hey you want a marshmallow

Friend 2: No
Friend 1: Why not
Friend 2: Because of the Hershey Experience

by Definitely Mateo November 17, 2021

backpack experience

When a straight girl gets fucked with a strap by a dyke that is kept in her backpack. And it’s so good it’s better than sex with a man for the first time.

I just had my first backpack experience. I am in love with her, but I have a boyfriend.

by IDMS March 21, 2022

The Henry Experience

The English tradition of large communal homosexual suicides of those named Henry

Henry came back from Munich with his boyfriend and went for The Henry Experience.

by Adamsuicides.com June 19, 2009

Near Snuffkin Experience

When one performs the act of Blumpkin, nearly dies, has to be resuscitated and survives, living to tell the tale.

Granddad: Hey did I ever tell you kids about my Near Snuffkin Experience?

Grandchild: No, please do go on.

by The Juggernaught November 1, 2009

beer death experience

The point in the night or early morning that one cannot taste the flavor of the beer they are drinking because they have drank so many. It is very unfortunate.

Laura's recent beer death experience truly caused her to rethink her choices and she returned to simply getting stoned.

by von groovy August 4, 2017