excuse you

What a bunch of ignorant scally bams ass motherfuckers say when they are in YOUR way and they get it twisted. You are supposed to say "Excuse me" you fucking retard! It's actually ruder than saying "MOVE IT BITCH! GET THE FUCK OUT MY WAY! "

You standin' there chillin' and some bitch ass comes up and says:

"Excuse you!"

You get pissed and say:

EXCUSE ME? NO RETARD! EXCUSE YOU! ACTUALLY, THERE IS NO FUCKING EXCUSE FOR YOU! YOUR MOMMA SHOULDA SWALLOWED YOUR FUCKING STUPID ASS YOU DUMB FUCKHEAD!

by Excuse me! January 14, 2004

excuse my french

1. To pardon one's self of foul language.
2. To pardon one's self of going against the grain of social establishment, political correctness, fundamental beliefs, or popular culture.

Pardon my french, but I dont really like shopping at the Gap.

by Reverend Chaos September 5, 2003

exhusband

A male who should be chosen as someone you would want to watch your children every other week. Very similar to a purse, convenient, full of crap and easily replaced.

exhusband

by Texas Pam February 4, 2010

butter existence

a girl whom would be cute, except for absolutely everything that defines her being.

Wow, that girl was incredible butter existence. Thank God I never have to see her again.

by fwhowgads January 25, 2010

Cockless Excuse

The suspect excuse that a mate gives you for not going somewhere, or doing something. Named because the real reason for him not going somewhere or doing something is that he is a wimp, and therefore has no penis.

Person 1: 'Have you herd why Alex isn't coming today?'
Person 2: 'No, do tell'
Person 1: 'He's ill, and last night he was "throwing up all through the night"'
Person 2: ' A cockless excuse if i ever herd one'

by Tearrrs m' Nearrrs December 22, 2008

De-exist

To remove from existance, to make not exist anymore, to completely defeat. a word, that when said, ends the coversation.

matt hey sam, you have weird hair.
sam de-exist!

by NONEFUCKTARDS February 6, 2010

an excuse to get out of work

death

death is just a an excuse to get out of work

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