escalump

a person who, for some inexplicable reason, stops at the bottom/top of an escaltor forming a human barricade.

I would have made the train if it wasn't for some escalump.

by Dwayne Keith Boyd June 29, 2008

Escapees

The french fries at the bottom of the whole take out bag from a fast food restaurant. also called, bag fries

Hey man, are you going to eat all your fries?

They are all gone, check the bag for escapees.

by SCRhollywood November 20, 2009

Escargot'go

The placing of the french delicacy Escargot (snails)on the vaginal region and repeatedly screaming "go go go" in a repulsive french accent.

Adelais lay on her bed with legs wide open, while smoking a cigar and enjoying a self serving of Escargot'go.

by DanielNH October 17, 2008

Escapelator

Combination of 'escape' and 'elevator'. When you go to the bathroom, kitchen, your desk at work unnecessarily in order to avoid catching the lift with someone you don't like.

I saw Fred holding the lift for me when I was leaving work but I hid in the bathroom and caught the escapelator instead!

by FrillyNikkers October 26, 2010

Escalator Express Lane

Typically the left side of an escalator dedicated to speedy individuals who don't have the time or patience to let the escalator take them where they need to go, therefore, they angrily speed-hop (sometimes taking double steps) up or down the moving staircase and pass everyone on the right side, leaving them with the following possible impressions:

"I'm more important than you; shove it"
"I'm wearing a suit and have places to be"
"Oh shit I'm late I'm late I'm late"
"I have to catch a bus, get out of my way or I'll trip you"

You can use this method to your advantage, but if you fall on your ass and go tumbling down the moving stairs, you're on your own.

Stacy totally just fell down the escalator express lane! She was moving too fast for her own good.

What!? Is she okay?

She'll be fine. She was on her ass but fortunately still moving upwards.

by jwat949 September 26, 2011

escape snatch

A girl or woman who becomes sexually involved with a person ending a relationship. She serves either as the catalyst for the end of the relationship or the sexual and/or emotional confirmation that the relationship is over.

"Dude, I don't know if Joe is really into her. She might just be his escape snatch."

by Beth-uh-knee August 20, 2013

Escalator snowball

When someone in a wheelchair rides up and escalator and falls down into other people in wheelchairs and makes a chain reaction of never ending wheelchair chaos

Josh: haha look at those crippled people in wheelchairs falling down that escalator they all probably have AIDS!
Corbin: what the h*** is wrong with you?
Tyler: lol escalator snowballs are funny because they're crippled

by Balls In Your Orange Juice September 9, 2013