escort

n. a fancy term for a male prostitute or gigolo; not associated with ushering or accompaniment.

Did you see the ad in the paper for the escort who charges $1,500 an hour?

by Richard Black April 18, 2005

escondido

a pathetic city in the northern section of the county of san diego. filled with lovely meth-induced flames and smoke from all the cook houses. Added to the charisma are cholos, from one of three gangs...santos, westside, and diablos. All of which are sorry ass pisas who end up working for the City. You have a large portion of rich white suburban kids who wear the stuff you they see on either MTV or BET. And there's the occasional filipino or black person. But no one really cares about them. EsconDILDO, as it's residents better know it as, is also referred to as the 'Black Hole' of San Diego, as it's residents seem to never leave, or always return. Little known fact; Sister city of El Cajon, due to both cities being heavily populated by tweekers on bicycles.

I live in Escondido, and I have a bicycle. Now what happened to my pizzle?

by jenacyde April 28, 2009

Escort Syndrome

Someone who believes the best automobile ever made is a pre 1999 ford escort van.Usually they will drive it to destruction , regularly tinkering with it to keep it on the road and clipping it on small bridges occasionally !

My brother had escort syndrome !

by Earnie the escort van March 27, 2013

Escondido

Escondido is full of illegals that don't give a sh*t. They might as well be gangs.

I moved from Pa to Escondido to downtown San Diego.They walk around tagging EVERYTHING. None of which in English. They don't speak English in public, restaurants, gas stations, etc. They will hit your vehicle and run! I personally was physically assaulted in front of my school while being asked for a cigarette which I did not have nor hardly understood. At the "E Point" apartments we lived I had a security guard/gangster follow me from my car at 5 am (grabbing my phone) to my door (which I locked). Then, days later follow me to school when I told him I was 15(a lie, but it helps to get guys away) he continued to follow me. At the same apartments my bf's brother had his car stolen. They also had problems with meth and buildings blowing up in the same area of Escondido.

by Christ on Meth April 5, 2009

Escobar

Verb
To shoot one’s self in the head (through the ear) due to being thoroughly fed up with something

Sixty dollars?! For jeans?! I’d rather freaking escobar myself!

by El Tigre Guapo July 14, 2018

Pablo Escobar

Pablo Escobar was once the President of Colombia. He is greatly loved by his people and known for his endless crusade to modernize the infrastructure of his country. He was also greatly interested in new agricultural methods. He tricked many gringos into buying his stock, earning the country for up to 30 Billion USD. His name is a great rallying point for Colombian patriotism.

Man, I hope Pablo Escobar lives forever"

by TheAsianFatty October 20, 2018

Ford Escort

Very ugly and very shit car. Mostly driven by Homos and gays.

Ford escort very ugly and very shit car.

by Urmomgay000 May 5, 2020