epetes

a slang term for herpes

"Erin Peterson has epetes." - Jill
"REALLY?! she must have caught it from that dude working at Aeropastale" - Chris

by Chris Lou May 13, 2008

ebert

1.)last name
2.)also ebea - with french like accent

wow ebert! great game! ;)

by Claire December 1, 2003

insertion exertion

What one feels after a long period of penetration.

Yo girl, we needs to take a break from all this loving; I've got insertion exertion!

by GlazeHer May 14, 2014

childless parent expert

Men and women who absolutely know how they would raise children IF they had any. Very irritating people to those who actually DO have children.

She thinks because she's a school teacher that she knows how to raise kids. Actually she's just a childless parent expert and a reproductive failure.

by bagitbabe May 23, 2008

dick expert

Micah Chong

I like, know this guy that is a dick expert.

by fuzzy wuzzy August 25, 2003

meat sludge luge expert

A Homosexual.

You are a meat sludge luge expert, and a turd tobogganist to boot!

by Ian Chode November 23, 2003

Egert

A viking-like hunk, who plays in a heavy metal band. Drinks a lot of beer and farts a lot.

He's such an Egert, i have never seen a guitarist that drunk before.

by metalmonster666 May 28, 2010