Domestic Engineer

a term for a housewife or stay at home mom. (or dad)

My mom doesn't work in an office, she's a domestic engineer.
Domestic Engineers don't get enough credit for all the work they do in the house.

by maryf September 16, 2008

engineer gaming

engineer gaming

person 1: engineer gaming
person 2: engineer gaming
person 3: spy gaming
person 1 + 2: spy creeping around here
person 1 + 2 : spy sapping my teleporter
person 3: *french snorting noises*
person 1 + 2: *POW*
person 3: *ded*
teleporters: fucking die
person 1 + 2 TELEPORTER DOWN!

by BobTheEngineerMain December 2, 2020

kinetic engineering

The action of whacking something with one's hands or solid objects to try and get it to work.

Person A: My PC won't boot up :(

Person B: Just hit it with a hammer and it'll be fine.

by Mr nice guy May 26, 2005

aerospace engineer

Pretty much the smartest people out there.

O shit, hes an aerospace engineer

by a February 18, 2007

afro engineer

the politcally correct term for nigger rig, to fix something in a nigger like fashion. Example: Duct tape or mis-matched parts

You look like a real afro engineer with all that duct tape on your car.

by Andrew Jonstonian April 10, 2008

Afro Engineering

Noun: a methodology of fixing or manufacturing something through unconventional means using only the (usually improper) tools and resources at hand. Also known as Ghetto rigging, nig rigging, jurry rigging, and ghettorisation. This particular variation was most likely inspired by the telivision program "Sanford and Son"

To get my car to start I had to use some duct tape and apply some afro engineering.

"Hey I made this hooka out of an old coffee can and some crap I found lying around in my house"
"Thats some real afro engineering you got going right there"

by Oni Ookami Alfador September 18, 2006

Ghetto Engineering Tactics

An undefined, shotgun approach to engineering.

Skipping all logical engineering methods and going straight to the "easy to implement solution"

Thinking that an "easy to implement" solution is in any way easy, or a solution.


See nutstache

Andy employs ghetto engineering tactics very well.

by Erik December 11, 2003