elsoni

an amazing figure one of great wisdom and who stands tall among normal men, caring, genuine and very trustworthy. usually a eastern european name that is known for melting girls hearts.

I love elsoni. i wish every guy would be like elsoni.

by jeremy sandstorm November 30, 2011

Edison penis

When you try to change a lightbulb, but accidentally screw in your penis instead.

M8 1- I can't help that I always pull an Edison penis whenever I change a lightbulb

M8-2 I feel you m8 You just can't help it.

by Valerie dumber arch June 2, 2016

Edison

Edison-a very sexy man thats VERY attractive

Damnnn!!! That Edison guy is sexy

by Jr edson April 18, 2018

Edison

To promise an amount of "payment" for goods &or services. Take those goods & or services & not give said payment as promised. Basically a bottom barrel theif that lacks the capacity to formulate an original idea on their own. Taking cred for others works.

Wow! What a Edison .

by Vividamnesia September 26, 2017

Edison

An aspiring doctor. Will create a vaccine for cancer later. Wears stylish rectangular glasses

Wow, I wish to be an Edison when I grow up.

by BENAKS July 22, 2019

Edison

A kind hearted person who is sometimes over dramatic but is overall very helpful and kind. Many people will find him annoying because of his over dramatic nature but his friends know that really he’s just a funny guy.

Person A: Do you know Edison?
Person B: Yeah he’s really funny
Person A: Oh I didn’t know that! Should I go talk to him?
Person B: Sure I guess. Be careful though, he’s a bit dramatic

by NoImNotAttractedToPans December 30, 2019

Edison

A stupid mean boy that makes girls mad. He is a big simp and try's to break girls hearts.

Edison is mean to jazlyn and try's to simp for her

by ReeeEsArA June 4, 2020