Turtle Edging

The act of holding a shit in purely for the pleasure

Khye: “Take a shit”
Matthew: “Cant bro I’m turtle edging it feels good”

by Matthew Boob June 15, 2022

Chronic Edging

When you are incapable of ejaculating and can only edge

Josh has chronic edging his girlfriend is hateful towards him because of it

by T1Dildo August 31, 2023

Musical Edging

When you ascend the musical scale playing every correct tone only to fuck up the last note. This removes all pleasure from the situation and completely drains the room. The note is never resolved thus satisfaction is never gained.

Last night my homies and I were playing “Stack Tower Up 3D Builder Simulator Don’t Crash” on the switch and experienced the most heinous musical edging. Every time we’d reach the seventh note of the scale we could never reach the eighth. Serious musical blue balls.

by Timothecles October 7, 2023

Meeting Edging

When a manager or superior keeps pushing back a meeting in small increments.

To meeting edge.

My boss and I had a meeting at 10, then he pushed it up to 10:15, then to 10:30, then to 11:00 and finally to 12:00. He was meeting edging me all morning!

by Beer Can Dan October 19, 2023

turbo edging

Turbo edging is the act of edging at a rate so aggressive and fast paced that you develop multiple sores and calluses on the shaft of your rod.

Batman was turbo edging to Arkhams live stream of Harley Quinn in the shower.

by Kinggross2376 October 23, 2023

tinder edging

Getting to a certain tinder picture and swiping the person almost all the way off the screen and holding it there then backing off. Repeating this process many times until finally swiping right.

Man, tinder edging really prolongs the great feeling that swiping right gives me. I'm never going to prematurely swipe ever again.

by FoamRoll February 23, 2014

Relationship Edging

Different than Edging, Relationship Edging is when friendzoners get so flirtatous and close to dating someone without actually dating that it becomes uncomfortable.

"Tom's Relationship Edging Jenny"
Jenny: What do you like in women?
Tom: Someone that I can have a good conversation with.
Jenny: OMG Me too!

by skinnyalienboy July 6, 2018