edgerrin

new school running back plays for the colts

edgerrin james is the ####

by josh November 1, 2004

eddress

Your e-mail address.

I'd love to send her this joke. What's her eddress?

by CaptainWake June 12, 2010

Elderchild

Male or female who is over 18 and is into children's hobbies / things. Usually a fat pasty person with odd coloured hair for a female or can be a skinny guy with spiky hair for a male, these people are ones who may play with a Nintedndo DS or is a fan of League of Legends.

Thst lady with the pink hair that wears glasses who works at Eb Games is such an Elderchild !

by i'mlikeheywhatsuphello November 18, 2015

EdDeCarlo

a person who is always unhappy with himself and more unhappy with his small penis. One who likes to take it hard up the ass as he stares at other men who are more muscled than himself. The kind of person that likes to go to the "bathroom" and "shower" with his boys every time someone goes in. A sick fuck head who is insecure with himself and has no confidence to go up and talk to anyone else besides his ex-girlfriend.

Kris: Come on Yoobin lets do this right!
Yoobin: Im sorry masta, Yes masta.
Kris: That’s right bitch, now take it like an EdDeCarlo!

by SmallTony March 4, 2005

edher

This person is a god of gods and a king of kings

He’s such an edher

by KingGooseNeck July 2, 2019

edger

someone who likes to think of themself as "non-conformist." tries out new things. lives "on the edge."

adj: edgy

kid 1: omg! have you seen roxy's new haircut?

kid 2: yeah! what an edger.

by rockeroverhere September 7, 2008

Elder

A mindless, controlling drone of the Jehovah's Witness Watchtower Bible and Tract Society. Their function is to squelch independent thought, spy on those suspected of 'wrong doing', and assist the rank and file in making day-to-day menial decisions. They also keep track of the number of hours a member spends knocking on doors each month. Most have the educational level of a toilet brush salesman, but they follow orders well. They enjoy the times spent in judicial committee, where they are privy to confessions of sexual activity of hot young girls, providing fodder for masturbatory sessions at a later time.

Gina- "I have to go shopping for a new pair of shoes for service Saturday, but tomorrow is Black Friday and I don't know if it would be appropriate for a Christian sister to partake in such a worldly celebration. What do you think, Suzanne?"

Suzanne - "I think you should ask the Elders about that. You could ask Brother McDrooly, he is always so knowledgeable. But I would avoid Brother Peterphile, he popped a boner and actually came while I described giving a blowjob when I confessed during my judicial hearing last summer."

Gina - "Thanks, Suzanne. I am always praying thanks to Jehovah for the wonderful Elders we have here at the Kingdom Hall."

by Nelson Birdwell December 5, 2010