earpuller

*One who pulls on the ears of the person they are fucking doggy style as to increase thrust dynamic.

*A liberal loving UD editor

*One who walks through corn fields ripping off ears of corn from the stalk.

If you want to have a good fuck you need to learn to be a good earpuller.

by Wun hung lo, way lo March 9, 2007

dook of earl

An extremely large bowel movement, i.e. the big dook.

Woah, I just had a dook of earl with contact that required three flushes. I must be ten pounds lighter than before I sat down.

by drbosso January 6, 2009

earlene

Everyone wants to know this girl. She possesses spirituality, strength, courage, nobility, intelligence & a good heart . She has a good sense of humor & people are captivated by her smile. She loves to learn. Earlene's always seeking wisdom. She is loved by all & most men secretly fall in love with her quickly simply by being in her presence. There's no one else quit like Earlene. She is unique, fearfully & wonderfully made by God, for His glory.

Earlene is a queen. I can't wait to see Earlene. Earlene captivated my heart. I will never forget Earlene...

by Queen Earlene May 24, 2016

rusty earl grey

when three afro americans stand around one white woman and one sticks his man genitals into the anus of the woman, while the other two stand and yell random things such as "freak that bitch out tone" or "clown on her". then after a brief period of the genitals being lodged in the anus the male removes his testicles only to dabble them into the mouth of the woman like a tea bag.

Jesse: yo, what u get into last nite?
Ray: oh you kno jus a lil earl grey action
Jesse: Rusty Earl Grey or Not?
Ray: Rusty
Jesse: Sounds like a good night.

by EEEEKLSALDFK March 24, 2008

Early Doors

Only to be used on occasions when the word 'early' doesn't quite get across the earliness of a situation.

Interviewer: "Mr Simms you're 6 hours early!!"

Mr Simms: "Thought I'd get in early doors and make a good impression!"

by Fete January 10, 2006

early 20s

When your too young to have your life together but old enough to feel like you have to.

"I didn't know what the hell I was doing in my early 20s" -someone who eventually got their shit together

by WiseStranger May 5, 2015

Sweaty Earl

When a guy masturbates into a sock belonging to someone else, then puts it back in the drawer for them to put on shortly thereafter.

While my girlfriend was in the shower this morning, I gave her a sweaty earl. The best part was, she was running so late, she didn't have time to change socks.

by WalterFeegis December 18, 2010