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tu madre es una bicicleta porque personas montan su

in spanish it means 'your mom is a bicycle because people ride her!' its a great way to diss your friends with out them knowing what the hell your talking about.
your friend: hey your mom is so fat!!
you: oh yeah well 'tu madre es una bicicleta porque personas montan su!'
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The female off-spring of a diva. Extremely cute or pretty. Prissy. A girly-girl. A perspicuous lady. A diva's baby girl. Second generation female version of a hustler.
Jay-Z and Beyonce' (Knowles) Carter's daughter Blue Ivy, is a diva-es
diva-es by Desmor Porter October 23, 2013

mikasa es su casa 

Basically a pun on mi casa es su casa and mikasa ackermann from Attack On Titan
Dud: My house is destroyed!
Duddie: Dont worry, mikasa es su casa
mikasa es su casa by Bolpo33 December 23, 2016

Three S'es 

I am up and I have already had, The Three S'es, and you are telling me you are not even out of bed yet?
Three S'es by Lot-lot December 12, 2012

Getfuckistan (get-fuck-es-stan) 

A COMMON PLACE FOR IDIOTS AND ASSHOLES, LOCATED NEAR "BUM-FUCKED EGYPT"
GETFUCKISTAN (get-fuck-es-stan)- An unfamiliar and foreign place, that when you arrive, you realize that you are FUCKED!
waking up in unfamiliar and hostile surroundings after a night out drinking, hence-"fucked", somewhere in getfuckistan.

HEY MAN, LOOKS LIKE WE PASSED BUM-FUCKED EGYPT... WE'RE IN GETFUCKISTAN!

Ur Gayer whom'ber'es't'dve 

The ultimate Trump card. A saying that will make you wish for death. The kind of insult that you wouldn't say to your worse enemy.
Gabe, ur gayer whom'ber'es't'dve.