Epic Beard

1. Beard of Thomas Bruso, aka Epic Beard Man. The Epic Beard isn't white because of age. It's white because it's shining from brilliance.

2. Beard which is more than just overgrown facial hair.... Growing an Epic Beard takes time, dedication, and most of all, true manliness.

"Jeez, you heard about Freddie's suicide? Guy choked himself using his own beard!"- One way to use an epic beard

by umar_i February 25, 2010

Epsteined

When someone is murdered because they hold important information that could incriminate many people, but the death is ruled as a suicide.

I hope she won't be epsteined in jail because we need her testimony.

by FieryDragonLover July 13, 2020

Epik High

A korean rap group under MapTheSoul, an indie group in korea.

If you were to describe them they are simply just pure awesome.

Dude Epik High's song Pieces of You is BEAUTIFUL.

by Dougieisheretorap June 29, 2011

EPT

Easy Peasy Tax, acronym. Attempt to stop Guardian online crossworders from overt displays of early-morning smugness by demanding entertaining compensation for irritating posts in the comments section, such as the classic "Easy Peasy", "Piece of Cake", "2 minutes & 16 seconds, really setter?", "What is this, The Sun, FFS?". Interesting notions or links such as musical clips, limericks, artwork and virtual food may be offered.

"Crossword finished before the plunger even down on the cafetiere... EPT this:

Let's hope that tomorrow the setter
Will come up with something much better
If it weren't for the splother,
I just wouldn't bother,
But be grabbing instead my Beretta!"

by JuicyCruci November 27, 2012

epicaricacy

Joy at the pain of another, esp. a friend or loved one

When my rich, moralizing brother, who always lectures me about responsibility and family values, was caught by his wife in bed with her best friend, and she divorced him and took everything leaving him broke and despondent, the epicaricacy was almost more than I could stand.

by ekw April 21, 2007

LRU a epyt ro elgooG hcreaS

When you are so fracking' bored you type "Search Google or type a URL" backwards because you have nothing else to do

Person 1: How bored are you
Person 2: LRU a epyt ro elgooG hcreaS
Person 1: oh, that bored...

by BattyMassive December 24, 2020

Yahoo Answers Swine Epidemic

Basically everyone in the Health Category who is in a complete panic about getting the Swine Flu.

coolchick35: A mexican man coughed on me today, do i have swine flu?!?

Answerer #1: omggzzz gets to the hispitals nowss.

Answerer #2: Thanks for the 2 points!

Answerer #3: B!tch! my mothers mexican!

Answerer #4: *sigh*Just calm down everyone! Your making it worse by panicking! this must be this yahoo answers swine epidemic again..

(answerer #4 gets 15 thumbs down)

by pigLoverr April 29, 2009