shock me like an electric eel

when a girl fucks a guy with a strap-on electric vibrator.

guy: "oooh, girl, shock me like an electric eel."
(girl then puts on strap-on vibrator, and anally fucks him)

by Rohypnol October 21, 2008

Electric eel

When a man or woman of opposition (or in some cases compliance) pulls out a handheld taser and tases a mans phallic member.

Opposition: this guy got really close to me after I told him to get away so I gave him an electric eel

Compliance: me and my girl got really kinky and I told her to give me an electric eel

by Jersey Jake September 28, 2020

thames eels

Long strings of human faeces, dumped into the River Thames by the Thames Water water company, bobbing merrily along on the spring tide.

"Cor blimey Alfred, there's an'ell of a lot of Thames Eels on the spring tide!"

"Yeah Mildred, Thames Water are clearing their sewage works pipes out by flushing into the Thames, so they can pay more dividends to shareholders, rather than spending our water fees on fixing the broken sewage system "

by PorkyPie April 10, 2024

Eel Dick

Something that is only obtainable during certain times, or is very rare to obtain.

Freud: "THESE ARE ALL GIRLS!"
Jim: "Sir, I highly doubt that-"
Freud: "GO GET MORE"
Jim: "Mister Freud, I really don-"
Freud: "WHATS A NIGGA GOTTA DO TO GET SOME EEL DICK"

by Seacole July 16, 2025

bucket of eels

multiple, thinly formed shit in a toilet bowl. Not quite diarrhea. Light in color.

I just shit a bucket of eels.

by nodrog April 27, 2014

Wet as an eel

When a woman gets really excited she is wet as an eel

When I touched my wife downstairs she was wet as an eel

by Red man December 4, 2019

slimy eel

A slimy eel is when you jack off in the shower with shampoo for lubricant and than keep going untill you shock yourself.

take shampoo and rub it on ur cock in the shower for a while u get a slimy eel

by creeper911 January 16, 2011