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dylanitis

1) The inability to curse

2) You repeat what others say when attempting to curse

3) This disorder is usually not noticeable. If someone with the disorder is asked “Say the F word”, they will repeat most of the time. These are the first symptoms. Others with this disorder may have to go to a few private therapy sessions in order for those effected to have the courage and energy to curse.
Example:
Person : Say the F word.
Infected Person : The F word

If this happens, it could be a sign of dylanitis, which is a very rare disorder.
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dylan

dylan is a complete and utter boss. if you ever meet one never let him go. always wanting to be outside, dating, gaming or doing things he shouldn't a dylan is one to never give up on. big biceps, sexy looks and a great personality all come as part of the package. if you ever date a dylan never let him go. once in a relationship a dylan is devoted, kind, caring and loving provided you treat him right.
meowscles looks weak next to a dylan
love a dylan to have a good life of plenty
by death wants you to join him April 16, 2020
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Dylan

An awesome dude who is amazing and deserves better than nothing.
He is an amazing Dylan!
by Arlosbro February 9, 2019
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Dylan

One who throws ass with the velocity of a small jet. One who eats ass with the velocity of a big jet. One who destroys puss. One who’s hair looks like that of Zeus. He once ate a 15 pound burger in 15 minutes…and then ate ass. He is…Dylan
“Bro. How does one become a Dylan”
Impossible bro. You either have it or you don’t”
by Swaggy872 November 26, 2022
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dylan

Dylan is usually a really nice guy. He won't abandon a friend unless that friend bullies other people. He'll stand p for people he hasn't even met. Some people would call him a snitch, but the truth is he's just trying to keep everyone safe. His natural habitat is on Discord, and you'll find him trying to save people from dark places in their life.
Person 1: Man Dylan is awesome
Person 2: Yeah he's really cool, did you hear about when he saved That one guy from suicide?
by dh831 January 25, 2021
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Dylan

Dylan is one of sweetest guys ever. He is a guy who actually cares about your feelings. If you come across a Dylan, marry that man.
yooo Dylan is so sweet
by RemyTheRat April 9, 2020
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Dylan

If you know a Dylan they are type of guy that cares about everyone and everything.
When he wants something, he really wants it more than anything else.

He hides his feelings because he puts everyone else first and doesn’t want anyone to worry about him.
Dylan he is usually something.
He is scared, lonely, sad, hanging on by a thread, angry with himself mostly, secluded, loving very loving.
Any girl would be lucky to have a Dylan
Because if your that girl your the only thing on his mind ever and is willing to do anything for you
I used to know a Dylan he was happy but if you know a Dylan he is a fighter but easily broken
Girl 1: omg your boyfriend,Dylan he is so sweet.

Girl 2: oh? He’s not my boyfriend.

Girl 1:omg really? You guys Made a really great couple.

Girl 2:we broke up... but were just friends now

Girl 1:he seems like he still loves you

Girl 2: yeah i know... I think i hurt him and its all my fault i mean look at him he looks broken and deserves someone much more better than me

Girl 1:i dont think he believes that

Girl 2: it wouldn’t be like dylan to believe that...
by D0esn’t matter October 22, 2019
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