Dutch Drunk

When you're so drunk that people can't tell if you're drunk or Dutch.

Andy was Dutch drunk on Saturday night, I couldn't understand a word he said!

by Rik Rik Rak May 1, 2020

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Dutch Takeover

When an employer secretly sells his/her business to a third-party without ever publicly acknowledging the fact to the employees of said business.

What happened to that old kvetcher, Max? He's looking all guilty and secretive... I mean, more than usual.

Haven't you heard? He subjected his art gallery to a Dutch takeover, now there's a guy he introduces to people as his new business "partner".

by nygcw February 19, 2010

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dutch windsor

The act of giving a hand job while someone ties your tie or receiving one while you tie their tie

Freds dick was raw after tying the entire wedding parties ties with Dutch Windsors

by terminal288 June 5, 2016

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Dutch Ear

The ability to enjoy, beyond all objective measures, terrible singing and/or music.

"Put your Dutch Ears on, we're going to the Jessica Simpson concert."

by perpetual victim December 14, 2007

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Grape Dutch

A popular new flavor of the Dutchmaster cigars. They're sweet and aromatic. They're a subtle and pleasent way to burn through approx. 1.5 - 3 grams of your favorite treat.

"Yo i just copped a grape dutch from Getty."
"Man! That foolish hater wouldnt sell me a grape dutch!"
"Have you endulged in a delicious grape dutch yet?"

by GhettoDogDan November 18, 2007

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