Duhtour

This is a term commonly used when High Ranking VIP's from Mexico follow the little hairball around the Depot to experience, with jaw dropping admiration, the "really good stuff" held in this highly restricted location.

The Mexican's are coming! We better vaccuum le stuff for duhtour. Eyes hope the chick is as cute as lass time, I could ave nailed her upstair. She was asking me to take her out around's the town, but eyes already finish in my pant.

by Dunnage December 2, 2004

Dightam

The bestest name in the universe, pronounced like light and ending with am you can never beat this name.

Although always gets mixed up with dightman, deighton, dighton and dightan it is one of the most nuisance names in which needs to be constantly spelt over and over and yet people still manage to mis-spell it.

Phone conversation:

person 1: how is your surname spelt?

person 2: delta, india, golf, hotel, tango, alpha, mic.

person 1: d-i-g-h-t-a-n?

person 2: no M for mic, or mother?

person 1: M?

person 2: yes!

person 1: are you sure?

person 2: well Dightam is MY surname, i think i should know!!!

by the prophet of name dightam December 2, 2009

daughtergate

When a mother knows she has an absolute filthy whore for a daughter, but does everything she can to cover it up from the father. (In reference to the famed Watergate scandal of the early 70's. )

Timmy..." I'm skipping school with Martha tomorrow. We're just gonna go to her house and fuck all day"

Edmundo..." Yeah, but won't her mom be there?""

Timmy..." Yep, but it doesn't matter it's a regular daughtergate over there....Anything goes ."

by DemmyMack413 February 19, 2011

House-daughter

A teen age girl how has working parents or guardians, and stays home to take care of the home and younger siblings. Often a house-wife in training or has a mother who has planed out her daughter's future.

Random teen age girl: "I am so pissed at my mom."

Another random teen age girl: "What now?"
Random teen age girl: "She is trying to make me into into a house-daughter! I watch the kids, make dinner, do the dishes and do the laundry. She is crazy if she thinks I am going to be a house-wife!!!!

by No reason to know my name July 23, 2014

Doughty

An expired pseudonym for Mike Doughty, sole Guardian, and perpetuator of the Small Rock. Was once front man of Soul Coughing.

See also Mike Doughty, M Doughty

I saw Doughty perform "Firetruck" last night, I swear to god my nipples exploded.

by Scott Baio March 23, 2005

Daughter sniffer

Welcome to the new Daughter sniffer! The new Daughter sniffer in the White House of 2022 were created by commu- I mean scientists! Bring your daughter toward the sniffer and it will sniff your daughter! It will even sniff your daughter's daughter! And your daughter's daughter's daughter! And your daughter's daughter's daughter's daughter! Get the new Daughter sniffer today only for uhhhhhhh I forgot. Get it on sale.....Now!

Leftist 1: Do you like your Joe Biden Daughter sniffer?

Leftist 2: Yeah, I pranked my friend's daughter by having it sniff her hair hehe.

by Skyrim550 March 18, 2022

Daughter

The child that fathers don't know much about so they ignore them, the child that mothers push away and alienate, even though that child is probably gonna be the one to actually go to school and finish college while their brothers knock up every girl up and drop out of school to sell drugs.

Contrary to popular belief, a daughter is not any harder to raise than a son.

by LucyLi December 8, 2004