A person whose fervent and dynamic use of a dry erase board, typically but not limited to an office setting, borders on the obscene.
Dry Erasturbators often come with their own erasers specially molded to find their hands and sets of markers that cover an array of palette choices. Their penmanship is usually impeccable, and their energy palpable. They often make very entertaining and powerful presentations.
However, the passion they exude onto their audience is seldom about the material being presented, but rather over the materials at hand.
Dry Erasturbators often come with their own erasers specially molded to find their hands and sets of markers that cover an array of palette choices. Their penmanship is usually impeccable, and their energy palpable. They often make very entertaining and powerful presentations.
However, the passion they exude onto their audience is seldom about the material being presented, but rather over the materials at hand.
MIKE: C'mon, I want to get a good seat for Ed's presentation.
RICH: Why?
MIKE: Because he's like the sickest Dry Erasturbator in the region! You'll walk away with loads and loads of useful stuff, oozing out your ears, guaranteed!
RICH: Why?
MIKE: Because he's like the sickest Dry Erasturbator in the region! You'll walk away with loads and loads of useful stuff, oozing out your ears, guaranteed!
by theDalaiLummox August 27, 2010
Get the Dry Erasturbatormug. by tiktokfan2 June 1, 2020
Get the dry textermug. The action of putting one's dry big toe into another's ear. Not to be confused with the wet Danny or the wet Willy.
by DryDanny August 26, 2017
Get the Dry Dannymug. A serious condition for which the application of hand lotion will only provide temporary relief if used daily. True long term solutions for this disorder require regular fluid applications with the help of a friend.
Rising case numbers of Dry Dick in the world can have truly devastating consequences, these include crankiness, more reckless driving, and the odd urge of dictators with micro penises to invade smaller neighboring countries.
by IronMikey April 3, 2023
Get the Dry Dickmug. by Plzmakethisathing November 12, 2020
Get the Dry Austinmug. Adam: ahh Maddy what are you doing?!
Maddy: Im too tired to get the lube.
Adam: nooo! Not a dry chippydog!
Maddy: Im too tired to get the lube.
Adam: nooo! Not a dry chippydog!
by pinchybrah August 3, 2019
Get the Dry Chippydogmug. person #1: every time i sit on the toilet my balls hit the water
Person #2: bro, you need to stick your sack under your thigh and make a "dry hammock" to keep them above of the water
Person #2: bro, you need to stick your sack under your thigh and make a "dry hammock" to keep them above of the water
by rokthemullet July 8, 2014
Get the Dry Hammockmug.