Douchebag

Short for
DOU-ble
CHE-ese
BAG-el

Can I have two Douchebags please?

by DUN-DUN-DUNNN! August 10, 2008

Douchebag

Someone who puts actual information on Urban Dictionary.

A football field is 100 yards long, also I am a douchebag.

by da jew bank October 17, 2011

Douchebag

Someone who calls a stranger a hillbilly on Facebook while rocking a wifebeater and faux dog tags.

Doesn't that guy on the balcony with the faux dog tags and the wifebeater know that everybody mocks the Jersey Shore? What a douchebag!

by A Newt August 01, 2010

Douchebag

An obnoxious or contemptable person, especially one who thinks they're worth more than they really are.

Our class president Jim is the biggest douchebag I've ever met; you don't know what it's like hearing him brag about it over and over again.

by Ryan Clark Jr. October 23, 2017

douchebag

An insult referring to someone who is an idiot or of bad qualities.

That douchebag stole my car.

by Ainolketta March 10, 2005

douchebag

Dumb, unoriginal, self-absorbed pieces of shit with a lame sense of humor. Basically 99% of American males. Stupid sluts love them and treat them like kings, further spawning more douchebagery.

Kanye West and douchebags who think his lyrics are clever.

by blinglong berugata November 25, 2009

douchebag

The drunken loser at the bar who buys a girl a drink to get into her pants, then calls her a dyke because she's not interested.

"I buy you a fuggin' drink ahn then you don even wanna fuck? Wha are ya, a fuggin' dyke?"
"Go sleep it off, you fucking Douchebag!"

by bettie May 07, 2005