funk-diddly-umptious

A funk, foulness, or hideousness so extremely repulsive, it is almost desirable or appealing.

A dialectical object or state of an object that should disgust but somehow intrigues rather than repels.

The stain she left on my sheets was totally funk-diddly-umptious, I almost didn't wash them.

Strip Club Customer A: Did you just see where in da hell that ping-pong ball just came out of?
Strip Club Customer B: Yeah, that was SO funk-diddly-umptious.

Dang, I must have been really drunk with all the sake and sushi! Look how funk-diddly-umptious my puke looks!

by Machiavellisbitch April 3, 2006

diddly daddle

To get down and dirty on the "axe" (also referred to as geetar or guitar)

Justin: Yo you wanna like smuckers and jam?
Josh: Yeah bro, I'm down for a little diddly daddle

by lunchbox_conundrum May 2, 2011

doodly ditt

A little squiggle above letters in a foreign word. Used a lot in Spanish, French, or German. No specific shape, just some kind of squiggle so as to say "I'm a foreign word."

These are words with doodly ditts above them: El Niño, Fiancé, or Österrich.

by Dmanusos April 12, 2016

Diddly ding dong dang it

Something you say when things don't go your way

"Wow there's so much ligma in here"
"What's ligma"
"LIGMA BALLS"

"Diddly ding dong dang it"

by ijustwantedtosharethis February 16, 2019

slim diddly

A true member of the slim order of diddly fanatics who practice that of the bodacious booty.

That girl don't know what hit her.... she was talking to a true slim diddly.

by chi-slim March 6, 2011

slobbing on the diddly

giving head

"Man it felt so good last night when she was slobbing on the diddly"

by ayyslmao February 14, 2017

Diddly Don't

A girl that you wouldn't fuck or "do"

"What do you think of that Karlene chick. She's kinda cute." "What? No way man she's a diddly don't."

by Stephanie Beans December 28, 2007