Dane

Dane a random person who is the best in the world!

person 1:hi is dane here??

Dane: hi im random i like pie and i like 2 say rawrrRrr

by Dane E May 17, 2008

Dane Cook

(Verb) To steal someone elses original material, specifically a joke.

"Thats a funny joke, but you totally Dane Cooked it from Victoria."
"Yeah Dane Cook does do that."

by Angebones June 7, 2009

Dane cook

He is a comedian, who mainly walks back and forth on stage, jumps around, screams and talks about how much he wants to be a rocker.

Some think he is hilarious, some think he is annoying as all fuck....its up to you if you like him or not.

Dane cook: *yyeaarrruuuhhh!!!* *starts jumping and screaming at the part of the "joke" which is supposed to be funny*

by boredloserwithnogodamnlife February 24, 2011

Doaner

a person with a big dick

damn doaner has a huge cock

by doanerboner January 8, 2012

Dane Cook Status

A very low status which means that you are a faggot and you honestly cannot fall any lower unless you rape a kitten and say it was the most fun you ever had, in which case you become acquire Furry status. In order to get this status, you must fail miserably. Dane Cook Status is a terrible thing and you should laugh at how much whoever has it sucks.

HOW TO RESOLVE DANE COOK STATUS

Successfully become an hero and you will raise your status from a guy made of fail and aids to a guy mad of win and greatness as well an icon for all an heroes to come.

People who have achieved Dane Cook Status:
Dane Cook
You
This guy: http://www.youtube.com/user/gaygod?blend=1
Hillary Clinton
Fantards

Guy made of win: I cured Cancer!

Guy made of greatness: I proved that the educational system is flawed!

Guy with Dane Cook Status: I disguised a bomb as a copy of one of Dane Cooks CDs, mailed it to my own house and blew everything up!!! I am made of WIN!!!!!!

by fgsfdsMASTER February 2, 2009

Dane

A pretty woman.

"Hey! Check that dane out by the bar."

by definedjawline June 20, 2015

dane cook

Since Dane Cook is known for lousy or "shitty" jokes, the act of taking a shit is also known as a dane cook

"I ate so much food at that party, I blew up the bathroom while taking a dane cook."

by yomama16 May 25, 2009