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Rationalized Distancing

During the COVID-19 pandemic, when you see your friends or family members who don’t live under your roof either one-on-one or in groups whether it be standing 6 feet apart from each other and not moving from that spot, meeting in cars in the parking lot, walking or riding bikes together on opposite sides of the street, or holding exercise classes in the street. These people are practicing creative distancing, but it is slightly different because people who practice rationalized distancing think it’s okay because they list the precautions they had taken and will argue with those who don’t agree with them—it was only five minutes, they sat 6 feet apart, we monitored their behavior, it was just a playdate, the only other place we go is the grocery store, I’m healthy, we’re all healthy. However, according to MIT research “mucus and saliva can burst from a person’s mouth at nearly a hundred miles an hour and travel as far as 27 feet.” This method of distancing is flawed, selfish, and breaks all social distancing rules.
Joe met up with his two brothers at his house and practiced rationalized distancing by saying it was okay because they only met for 10 minutes. Now, all three brothers and their entire families have Coronavirus.
by Macblue April 23, 2020
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Domino distancing

The act of ordering a pizza during the Covid epidemic and it being delivered to your house faster than when times were normal.
Man as soon as I put down the phone they were domino distancing my doorbell 3 times.
by Murray the K July 27, 2020
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anti-social distancing

When you don't want to wear a mask so you stay as far as you can from everybody else. You are being anti-social. Hence, anti-social distancing.
Why is he sitting all the way over there by himself? He is anti-social distancing, so he doesn't have to wear a mask.
by Airium July 12, 2020
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going the distance

When someone undergoes sexual intercourse without prematurely cumming. This makes them a lot more popular with their girlfriend/wife and overall better in bed.
Bob's girlfriend loved how great he was in bed because he always could go the distance and always came when she did.
by The Chort June 11, 2004
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Social Distancing

Meaning stay yo dumb ass at home by your self.
Bae: You wanna come over I'm alone
You: Hell no I'm social Distancing THOT
by Tyris Truitt April 20, 2020
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super distance

A general drunken measurement of time, not specific but usually 5 - 6 years.
Its been a super distance since I saw you last.
by IcyMiketheUnicow January 16, 2011
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dick distance

The perfect length between two men when their dicks can touch. Like gently brushing the lips of your lover, but like with the holes on your dick.
My dick distance only grew shorter as something else got longer.
by FunkWithALittleSpunk July 29, 2016
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