dicer

I term created to demonstrate the lack of originality and relevance in todays insults. Similar to "tool", "plug" and "duster", this word has literally no meaning whatsoever, other than the fact that is rolls off the tongue nicely.

Dude, I called this guy a dicer the other night and he urban-dictionaried it to see what it meant! What a dicer.

by The Gimpler and Calankaley April 11, 2010

Discordianism

The practice of not practicing anything unless it is discordianism. If that isn't it than it is something else unless it isn't in whic case it is not. To practice discordianism is to destroy it's existence unless you practice discordianism in which case you would not practice discordianism unless you were or you weren't.

Discordianism is everything. Unless it isn't.

by Devonous September 21, 2006

Discord Daddy

Older man (usually a discord mod or admin) that predatorily pursues "discord kittens" in the hopes of creating an internet harem. This cringe lord probably smokes cigars and drinks "brandy" while wearing cheap looking suit jackets in an effort to appear suave and/or has a a fedora, neckbeard and katana collection. Known to wear wife beaters and has a racing gaming chair.

This guy's a total discord daddy. Look how pathetic he is hitting on every girl that joins the server.

by harrison doughboy April 1, 2021

discord

A messaging program created by Hammer & Chisel. The program is made for gamers, and you are able to create group chats or you can private message. Each person has a specific code, e.g (#1234) to add them as a friend so you can chat. It is available online or you can download it.

"I'll chat to you on discord later!"

by Henry Gerralds November 13, 2017

discarbobulated

fucked up beyond all reckognition, fubar, kiwi slang for broken, could also mean disorientaded after a pissup as you are all fucked up

this car is totaly discarbobulated, beer has discarbobulated me

by professor of real life August 26, 2009

Discord ping

Fucking hell when you are just having a good vibe session.

*me just vibes*
*my laptop* STOP YOU DUMBASS YOU GOT A FUCKING NOTIFICATION ON DISCORD
*me* GODDAMN FUCKING DISCORD PINGS I HATE YOU

by AHHHHHHHHHH1234 November 6, 2020

Discord Moderator

A fat adult living in his moms basement who bans users who sends memes in general and trys to date 13yr-olds and e-girls, Which is known as a pedophile.

Random User: sends meme

Discord Moderator: NO FUCKING MEMES IN GENERAL

by Trash idiot August 12, 2021