Diet Nigger

A nigger low on melanin calories

Jordan is a diet nigger

by igwe aka August 26, 2019

BRAT diet

What to give someone (usually a kid) who has diarrhea:

-Bananas
-Rice
-Apple Sauce
-Toast

This should stop those frequent trips to the bathroom.

My kid's been sick for 3 days. I've been feeding him the BRAT diet so he won't have to run to the bathroom every five minutes.

by U.Dontneedthat October 30, 2009

Diet Ohio Hog Roast

Sitting in front of a fire and receiving oral sex while eating reduced fat wheat thins.

My girlfriend got crumbs in her hair when she gave me that diet Ohio hog roast.

by cheeksrodeo January 6, 2010

Diet Water

Something that only dumb-asses would buy. Anybody with an I.Q. knows that water contains no calories, anyways.

The moron bought a case of diet water becuase it said it contained less calories than regular water. What a dumbass.

by J Malik January 30, 2006

lysergic acid diethylamide

the chemical name for L.S.D. or acid

that last hit of acid contained about 200 mics of lysergic acid diethylamide and its frying my shitty hippie brain

by Sdspangler March 17, 2004

Love Diet

Your so in love / obessesed you loose your appetite for food and only eat because you have to.

Hey girl, EAT UP!!
No, i can't i think i have a case of the love diet *pupils turn into hearts*

by sicgirl August 28, 2007

diet meme

A diet meme refers to an old meme that is still kind of funny or is still in the general publics mind. A diet meme can also apply to an old meme you haven't heard about. A good way to tell if a meme is a diet meme check to see if the meme has appeared on the Ellen Show.

Friend: Hey, you remember Harambe?
Me: Wow! That's a diet meme.
Friend: I know right . Rest In Peace my sweet baby boy.

by FrozenEnoch January 23, 2017