the deuce

a crap measuring 2lbs or better.

my bung hole was torn by the deuce!

by turd d ferguson December 30, 2007

Deuces

The act of pleasuring your partner by inserting your index finger into her vagina while inserting your middle finger into her anus and licking her clitoris simultaniously.

My girl was pissed at me last night so I had to throw up the deuces in her to make it all better.

by ERV January 27, 2011

A DEUCE

a 22oz beer usually in a glass bottle

im gonna chug A DEUCE tonight.

by jadakiss_here November 15, 2006

deuce

daly city/san francisco click/gang, inspired by the movie South Central.

Them deuces just rolled up on us like little cowards.

by DEUCE4LIFE April 18, 2006

deuce

a gesture similar to the peace sign, which is taking over people's myspace pictures everywhere. Every myspace profile has at least one picture of someone "chucking the deuce."

(people commenting a myspace "deuce" picture)

person #1: haha *insert name here* is a gangsta!
person #2: default now!!!

by WTFLMAOWTHSTFU June 26, 2006

the deuce

The rear end of a girl, also known as the ass or the butt. The second of the two sexual holes, with the vagina being the first

Your Mom was a freak last night when she asked me to put it in the deuce

by Big Dick McGee June 8, 2004

The Deuce

The ghetto.

I'm not sure how this slang came to be, but that's what it means.

"Strikin' through the deuce with a forty in my mouth"
-Brotha Lynch Hung (song- 24 Deep)

"Now I'm livin' up in the deuce and I can still get shot"
(same song)

by Jaynik March 15, 2008