Derpes

When one is infected with herpes from someone they know has it.

"Man I really fucked up. The doc just told me I have herpes. Must have got it from Sheila."
"Dude you knew she had the herp! You got yourself the derpes"herpes derp STD

by First Will Rice Lady May 30, 2015

derpmert

the goat, a legendary Football Fusion player who is currently going to be heading to the Hall of Fame as soon as he retires. An Rb World 3 Legend in the Making, someone smarter than Albert Einstein himself.

Wow, this guy is almost as good as derpmert!

by hotdog33 May 11, 2020

Derdle

A little girl from ages 3 to 7 that doesn't care about what they're doing.

The derdle was being obnoxious.

by xXxPubeSlayerxXx February 24, 2018

Derplus

A surplus of derpiness.

Look at all these bumbling idiots ... sure is a massive derplus in here.

by Asher Reuben October 14, 2011

derplock

a derplock is a person who is a mother fucking amazing spy and eats soy sauce and always has sex. normally a girl would be called a derplock. she would be so sexy and have the best body and very horny all the time. the word lock means
A whore....an answer to the age old question of why if a girl kisses 5 guys she is a slut but if a guy fucks 5 girls he is a stud. that is where derplock comes from but the derp part us the spy part that is why in all james bond movies james bond has sex with ladies but they are all spy's but sex spys. (derplocks)

emma robertson is an example of a derplock

by emma robertson September 30, 2012

derperdadonatron

term used to describe Joy

"Joy is a derperdadonatron to the supreme!"

by The Odd April 9, 2009

Derpies

Derpies is an increasingly prevalent socially-transmitted disease that impairs mental function in afflicted individuals. Derpies has become as common as one-in-two individuals on average in the world's population. The level of concentration of affected individuals increases the risk of exposure and transmission exponentially. Despite this fact, rural areas appear equally affected as urban areas. Cooperative vigilance and increased awareness are strongly advised as the only effective deterrents to the spread of this illness.

Symptoms of Derpies include:

Decline in common sense
Impairment of motor functions
Reduction in observational skills
Appreciation of reality television
Pattern of poor decisionmaking
Increased laugh response
Reckless driving and parking
Misuse of commonly used words
Distortion of spacial reasoning
Excessive quasi-aggressive
physical contact

If four or more of the listed symptoms apply to you, a friend or a loved one, Derpies may have already taken root in your social environment. Unlike its permanent, sexually-transmitted
cousin; Herpes, the non-permanent Derpies is potentially deadly. It is important for affected individuals to seek academic assistance immediately to mitigate Derpies-associated
risks to your social well-being.

Bob: "John has been acting ridiculously. He likes stupid things and laughs all the time."
Alice: "He has been hanging out with Frat boys."
Bob: "He has been watching the Jersey Shore reruns."
Alice: "We need to have an talk with him. I think that he has Derpies. And, I don't want to get it to."

by PacketLost August 6, 2015