dempie

an amazng friend, always up for a laugh, pretty, likes pies and is called demi. she likes foosty fudge ad worms.

monpie and dempie ! (L)

by monicaahodge December 21, 2009

Mr. Dempsey

The most practically useless, laziest teacher you ever have. And although he is practically a hoarder, and refuses to throw anything away, you'll get lectured for 20 minutes if you drop 1 scrap of paper on the floor.

"Hey did you see Mr. Dempsey shaving in his car earlier?"
"Yeah! What a guy!"

by Jess18 September 3, 2014

Dumpy's Rusty Nuts

UK based biker blues band. Renowned for their drunken onstage antics 'fuck em all' humour and hard driving blues boogie sound.

Their supporters are known as bum flashers

Somewhere In England is their seminal album

by Black Flag May 28, 2004

DerpyDonut999

Absolute fucking gamer, nice, sweet, funny, all-around epic.

h: Oh is that DerpyDonut999
DerpyDonut999: Yes it is, here's a million dollars.

by TheRedDiamond February 24, 2021

Dempster

One who will constantly irritate their boss for the latest greatest technological device(s).

"Man thats a cool new phone, when do I get one? Stop being such a Dempster"

by Ojomar Khandy February 24, 2009

Dempsey

A Dempsey is a male or female that pisses after every drink of beer. They have thimble sized bladders and usually squat when they piss

Wow, sorry guys I have to take a Dempsey.

by Harry O' Nutz April 19, 2011

dumpy kid

a complete and total asshole with no life and thinks he is cool because of what his parents say; destined to become a molesting priest

Dude, dumpy kid just got a negative ten on that spelling test where the hardest word was dog.

by John Jacop Jingle Hymer Smit December 13, 2007