cellphonia demensia

To have obcessive use of one's cellphone, Blackberry, etc. resulting in distancing themselves from others including family, girlfriends/boyfriends, and work related issues. Can be a deadly disease for if prolonged exposure to cellphonia demensia occurs, U could totall-e b talk-ing lik dis, on your English final. And that sucks. Alot

Karen went to the doctors after getting a F on her English final, fearing the worst. After a quick examination, the doctor was able to conclude that Karen had cellphonia demensia, and that she would be scared for life.

by Saint of Suburbia December 29, 2007

Amanda Demanda

An aggressive and forward-thinking attorney with her fingers on the pulse of Florida’s ever-changing personal injury laws. A fearless leader of her community, who stands up to big insurance companies and businesses in pursuit of justice. She demands maximum compensation for car accident and negligence injured victims.

Amanda Demanda is the right choice when you need a voice against large corporations that wrong an injured person.

Did you see the amount of money Amanda Demanda got that lady that fell at the grocery store?

by Amanda Demanda May 21, 2020

jäger demons

When one drinks nearly a full bottle of jäger to his or herself, they may feel as if their body has become overtaken by the "exorcist". This will result in a lot of screaming absurd things in a deep demonic voice....followed by, Terrible mosh dancing, accusing others of smelling like dog shit, a strange appetite for paper bags, banging your head off of ceiling fan switches, and a high risk of hitting on a very unattractive middle aged woman, who is already taken by a weird man, with a cat obsession...and that dislikes everything that changed since he was a child. A Jäger demon is something you do not want to encounter. Many incidents have resulted in broken glasses, bloody shoulder blades, and laryngitis. Jäger is an amazing beverage, just be careful to not abuse it's amazing powers!

"Joey had jäger demons and told everyone Darlene gave him a rim job."

by Mojojoejoemojo October 12, 2013

demonstratable

1) a table or similar apparatus used for demonstrations.
2) something that is able to be demonstrated

microsoft word does not recognize demonstratable as being a perfectly cromulent word.

by arctic wolf August 25, 2011

Ass On Demand

Coined by Ford of "The Ford Show" (www.thefordshowonline.com, wednesdays 10pm est on Nowlive.com) a more modern and relevant term for a "booty call" relationship.

She and I are not a couple, it's more like Ass on Demand.

by the real j-boo August 15, 2008

Deans

Late 80's style Jeans that Dykes wear in modern times. They tend to rise up to the belly button with big pockets and no belt. Dyke + Jeans = Deans

Ragina and Debbie make a cute couple in their stylish Deans!

by scratchedtaint May 6, 2015

Letting the Demons Out

Masturbating to release stress and/or anger.

"Where did Steve go after he got fired from work yesterday?"
"I think he was at home letting the demons out."

by JankerWanker April 21, 2013