When you’re in a large crowded area with the girl of your dreams and are walking, slowly and she asks a tough question. You go to slide your hand deep into her anus to soften the blow and she clenches her cheeks and grabs your hand. Her prevention is a defense mechanism.
Definition #2 : a condom
Definition #2 : a condom
I went over to her house & could feel her juices flowing and then she whipped out a condom, what type of a defense mechanism is that bullshit.
by Sir Sauce September 20, 2018
From the roots, defend + human; Humanitarian Defense is the taking of proactive action to defend human rights and the lives and well being of people. Humanitarian defense actions go beyond simply providing aid, medical treatment and supplies to victims, they take action to prevent and/or reverse the actions that caused the victimization. These actions may take the form of the direct protection of people, the building of programs and offering support to people/governments on the verge of victimization and bold actions to help victims recover from derogatory events. Term credited to the international non-profit, non-governmental organization; Humanitarian Defense Inc.
A Humanitarian Defense operation is one in which an organization, group or government intervenes on behalf of a group of innocent people that are being attacked, victimized or killed and takes direction action to stop said actions.
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An organization provides direct support of missions designed to defend, protect, support or rebuild the lives of innocent people of groups of people.
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An organization provides direct support of missions designed to defend, protect, support or rebuild the lives of innocent people of groups of people.
by KarlC January 09, 2010
Defending one's self by telling that a previous statement was a joke. Mainly used when other people were offended by said statement.
It has nothing to do with the Army Ranger Soldier, but was highly used by a french mythomaniac using the pseudonym "eversman".
It has nothing to do with the Army Ranger Soldier, but was highly used by a french mythomaniac using the pseudonym "eversman".
John : Dude, black people smell real bad !
Dan : Damn, you're such a racist John.
John : Hey, i was just kidding man !
Dan : Hey don't you pull some Eversman Defense on me.
Dan : Damn, you're such a racist John.
John : Hey, i was just kidding man !
Dan : Hey don't you pull some Eversman Defense on me.
by Sirob October 09, 2008
A defensive strategy used in ice hockey by Western Conference teams to prevent an opposing team from proceeding through the neutral zone (the area between the blue lines) to force turnovers. Originally coined by CBC analysts, although this same tactic employed by Eastern Conference teams is known as The Trap.
The Canucks threw a defensive blanket over the Blackhawks and kept it there with a minimal number of breakdowns -- rarely venturing over their opponent's blue line.
by ron_jeremy May 11, 2009
To blame your dangerous driving on the fact that you were driving a Toyota. Similar to twinkie defense .
by billthecat March 04, 2010
Noun: Someone who can claim to be a "good driver" when they are really just a stuck-up pussy who thinks its wrong to go 10 over the limit.
Bill: You are too much of a pussy to overtake someone on highway, you are a shitty driver
Travis: I'm not a shitty driver I'm a defensive driver. Look it up sometime.
Bill: Wow, shut the fuck travis, just shut the fuck up right now!
Travis: I'm not a shitty driver I'm a defensive driver. Look it up sometime.
Bill: Wow, shut the fuck travis, just shut the fuck up right now!
by thecoolcanadian August 21, 2011
The Durian Defense is a meme opening championed by a Malaysian Christian chess streamer named, Durian_Defense, a.k.a., Frankie Kam. It plays as 1. ...Nh6 followed by 2. ...c5 or 2. ...g6. It is an obscure opening that goes against general chess principles, but is highly effective, in the hands of a skilled player, especially in bullet and blitz games. The theme of this opening is to entice White to damage Black's King Side pawn structure, but would leave Black with a lethal dark-squared bishop. The opening has some opening traps for White to be aware of, but in a rapid or classical game, will be punished for its audacity. This rings true in an age where players tend to memorize openings 20 to 30 moves deep. The opening is named after the stinky fruit durian as the durian is both sweet and repulsive to the new comer.
by Durian_Defense April 19, 2022