A relationship that someone only goes into because they are desperate and can't find anyone else to go out with them.
Girl 1: Honey, what made you go out with him in the first place?
Girl 2: I was lonely and he was the first guy to ask me out in a long time. It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Girl 1: Did you even like him?
Girl 2: No, not really.
Girl 1: So it was a desperationship, then. You only went out with him because you wanted to be with someone.
Girl 2: Basically.
Girl 2: I was lonely and he was the first guy to ask me out in a long time. It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Girl 1: Did you even like him?
Girl 2: No, not really.
Girl 1: So it was a desperationship, then. You only went out with him because you wanted to be with someone.
Girl 2: Basically.
by lolsummer68 August 18, 2011
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(verb) To create or promote such material.
Derivation: Named after the cutesie cartoons which periodically stand in for the logo of a popular search engine.
(verb) To create or promote such material.
Derivation: Named after the cutesie cartoons which periodically stand in for the logo of a popular search engine.
Commemorating Edmund Halley's 335th birthday is a Desperate Doodle. Commemorating his 400th will not be.
by Greg Withnail November 8, 2011
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1. "I can't put up with this much longer."
2. "I don't know how much longer I can hold out."
3. "I really need to pee....NOW!"
2. "I don't know how much longer I can hold out."
3. "I really need to pee....NOW!"
by ben November 18, 2003
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A twat from Central Europe with a fake English accent who likes to make phonecalls in the middle of the night.
Also likes the sound of her own voice which is quite boring and sends you to sleep or the toilet.
A twat from Central Europe with a fake English accent who likes to make phonecalls in the middle of the night.
Also likes the sound of her own voice which is quite boring and sends you to sleep or the toilet.
Hey dude!
Yo !
Just had a phonecall from the shaggy haired arsewipe at 2.34 in the morning!
Dont worry mate; it's just desperate Kat!
Yo !
Just had a phonecall from the shaggy haired arsewipe at 2.34 in the morning!
Dont worry mate; it's just desperate Kat!
by Morningpower December 18, 2011
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Is a term a girl will use alot in sex
(usually following with ohh yes ohh yea oh oh im gonna cum)
if you hear this you are doing a good job and she is enjoying it
John: oh i had sex last night
riley: cool so did i
John: the girl i had sex with enjoyed it
riley: how do you know
John: she said ohh yeah fuck it deaper
Is a term a girl will use alot in sex
(usually following with ohh yes ohh yea oh oh im gonna cum)
if you hear this you are doing a good job and she is enjoying it
John: oh i had sex last night
riley: cool so did i
John: the girl i had sex with enjoyed it
riley: how do you know
John: she said ohh yeah fuck it deaper
Ella: oh baby thats so good uh ohh yeah fuck it deaper
Toby: yeah you like that well i fuck you as deap as you want
Toby: yeah you like that well i fuck you as deap as you want
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Get the desperate mug.That definitions is as accurate as could be expected, until he missed the Eagles lyrics. "Out riding fences" is accurate because in those days, any fenced land was obviously protected by the local Sheriff and/or the United States Army. This is not a boundary of trespass that a wanted man would want to risk imposing himself on unless in the most dire circumstances. It say's nothing of mending fences in the song.
by Ratchet Thunderstud September 16, 2016
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