by Jerry December 9, 2004
Get the common law daughter in-lawmug. The phrase typically said by boys/men who have deep-rooted fears of never being able to properly parent a child, much less a child of the opposite gender due to insecurities with their upbringing.
These boys/men generally shrivel at the phenomenon of women expressing their level of comfort with their sexuality. They can often be found listening to hard rap and complaining to their squad about their difficulties finding a sexual partner.
These boys/men generally shrivel at the phenomenon of women expressing their level of comfort with their sexuality. They can often be found listening to hard rap and complaining to their squad about their difficulties finding a sexual partner.
Jake: "Bro, you see these hoes? I'm never having a daughter."
Connor: "Oh, so you have mommy issues?"
Connor: "Oh, so you have mommy issues?"
by flinnyfloo February 24, 2020
Get the I'm Never Having a Daughtermug. Caoimhe Daughter Of Blue Whales, or Caoimhe for short, is an old Irish name meaning ‘land whale’. Caoimhe’s are usually morbidly obese and unintelligent.
by The Mad Lad69 March 17, 2019
Get the Caoimhe Daughter of blue whalesmug. Slang for masturbation, frequently used in Australia. (Mrs. Palm = masturbator's palm, 5 daughters = 5 fingers)
by anon August 18, 2003
Get the Mrs. Palm and her five daughtersmug. Because the White House has signaled so strongly that it intends to use its capital to squelch the rights of gay people, this phrase is being used to direct a spotlight at the overt hypocrisy of this administration.
person a: gay people are destroying the family values which this country was founded on et cetera! dick cheney said so.
person b: dick cheney has a gay daughter!
person b: dick cheney has a gay daughter!
by teenager November 28, 2004
Get the dick cheney has a gay daughtermug. Australian slang for masturbating. 'Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters' refers to a person's hand and when you 'have a date' with Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters you have a wank.
by aneurysm1985 December 23, 2004
Get the Mrs. Palmer and her five daughtersmug. by haha darrennnnnn October 18, 2008
Get the Mrs palmer and her 5 daughtersmug.