common law daughter in-law

My son's girl friend with whom he has three children

My boy let me fuck her some,please.

by Jerry December 9, 2004

I'm Never Having a Daughter

The phrase typically said by boys/men who have deep-rooted fears of never being able to properly parent a child, much less a child of the opposite gender due to insecurities with their upbringing.

These boys/men generally shrivel at the phenomenon of women expressing their level of comfort with their sexuality. They can often be found listening to hard rap and complaining to their squad about their difficulties finding a sexual partner.

Jake: "Bro, you see these hoes? I'm never having a daughter."
Connor: "Oh, so you have mommy issues?"

by flinnyfloo February 24, 2020

Caoimhe Daughter of blue whales

Caoimhe Daughter Of Blue Whales, or Caoimhe for short, is an old Irish name meaning ‘land whale’. Caoimhe’s are usually morbidly obese and unintelligent.

My daughter, Caoimhe Daughter of blue whales , is very fat

by The Mad Lad69 March 17, 2019

Mrs. Palm and her five daughters

Slang for masturbation, frequently used in Australia. (Mrs. Palm = masturbator's palm, 5 daughters = 5 fingers)

"Getting acquainted with Mrs. Palm and her five daughters, I see?"

by anon August 18, 2003

dick cheney has a gay daughter

Because the White House has signaled so strongly that it intends to use its capital to squelch the rights of gay people, this phrase is being used to direct a spotlight at the overt hypocrisy of this administration.

person a: gay people are destroying the family values which this country was founded on et cetera! dick cheney said so.
person b: dick cheney has a gay daughter!

by teenager November 28, 2004

Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters

Australian slang for masturbating. 'Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters' refers to a person's hand and when you 'have a date' with Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters you have a wank.

"I've gotta get home and see Mrs. Palmer and her five daughters"

by aneurysm1985 December 23, 2004

Mrs palmer and her 5 daughters

palmer is palm on hand and 5 daughters are fingers. wank off

i was with mrs palmer and her 5 daughters last night

by haha darrennnnnn October 18, 2008