Data Guilt 

When you believe that the data your have in your computer system is more messed up than the data in everyone else system.

I've got Data Guilt. I'm embarrassed every time I run a report. I'm afraid to ask my team to clean up our Salesforce - our data is so much worse than the customer service system's data.

Data Guilt by malsmith June 12, 2015

Data bandit 

Someone who does not own a smart phone and ask smartphone users to research or watch videos using their data.

Hey I'm not going to Google that address for you get your own smartphone you data bandit

Data bandit by Jay2u March 5, 2016

Data Mining 

The belief that any sufficiently large amount of data contains the information you want with probability aprroaching 1.

- I really wanted this study to proof that my saliva cures cancer, but it doesn't work.
+Have you tried data mining?

Data Mining by Haniseeker December 11, 2016

data sovereignty 

Maintaining ownership and direct control of your data. Preserving and defending data integrity and security by limiting access.

They lost their data sovereignty by uploading it to the cloud.

data sovereignty by vududady January 4, 2017

data pig 

When you have your sister on your plan and she hogs all the monthly data.

OMG Nadine is such a data pig, she's used 60% each of the last 2 months!

data pig by Redbeard186 March 24, 2017

Data vu 

When targeted advertising or other machine learning causes your online experience to reflect your real life in a creepy way.

- I posted a selfie at the Hollister store and now my Facebook is full of swimsuit ads.

- Total data vu, man.

Data vu by Nanananananananannananabatman June 11, 2018

Data Bandit 

An entity (i.e. person or machine) which uses data they do not have permission to use, in a way that is malicious and/or exploitative.

I heard Northwind Group's web servers were breached and they were held to ransom by data bandits.

Data Bandit by pseudonick5000 July 9, 2018