Daryl

A person who would never show their friends anything to them

Person 1: "I wanted to see the permit my friend got, but he wouldnt show me it."
Person 2: "Man, hes being a Daryl to you."

by IRitzxI June 29, 2022

Daddy Daryl Donkey Dunkers

A man above the age of 56 dunks their balls in a urinal previously used by a transgender woman (must have a wiener), then proceeding to either f*ck or kill a large donkey.

Jim: Can i get a number 5

minimum wage worker: why is there a donkey corpse in your car

Daddy Daryl Donkey Dunkers

by Cougar With A Luger February 9, 2022

Pulling a Darya

Saying you are a virgin to others, when you really are not.

Friend: I AM a virgin!
You: No you're not, don't be Pulling a Darya.

by Monse2012 September 23, 2011

Darylism

This is a Disease that gives you the urge to dance topless to bad dance music and think you know everything.

He always dances topless, he must have Darylism!

by EloiseT280 March 5, 2011

Daryl

To be a Daryl is to be {stupid}, {dumb}, {unwise}, or anything that is {retarded} . It can be used as an adjective or noun depending on the situation.

Joshua is being such a Daryl right now, he just fucked up his only chance with Awe just now.

by Android101 February 22, 2019

Daryl

- one for whom even the simplest task represents a monumental challenge. One who is forced to re-learn all tasks on a daily basis due to exceedingly low intellect.

When John burned his mouth every single day by taking a drink of his coffee immediately, we recognized him as a total Daryl.

by Cman423 September 3, 2016

Darylle

Typically part Mexican and wears glasses Grew up in party/retirement town. Typically has a thing for asians. Listens to Bob Marley. Normally drinks dark soda, such as dr.pepper and loves 4 lokos.

usually friends with a Tiffany.

Tom: hi darylle
Darylle: hi tom!
Tom: Top of the mornin' to you

by darylleistheBEST April 15, 2011