abud danger

A sweet ,loving wanker. Someone with sexy voice who is capable of dangling his penis around while sitting.

Attractive shoulders. Full juicy lips .manly hairstyle. Princely beard .Perfect man.

Sexyabud dangerlovemanreal

by maid February 8, 2014

Armed & Dangerous

the song name that murders people

P1:Imma make a song named Armed & Dangerous
P2: Fly high man

by zekewrldq March 15, 2021

Danger Crew

A group of 9 individuals who qualify as "dangerous". Danger Crew's are experienced in a select group of skills, some of which include riding velociraptors, lighting things on fire, and moshing. Anyone who enters a Danger Crew must replace either their first or middle name with the word "Danger".

-Vice President: Mr. President, sir. I've just received news that the Viet Cong has developed a zombifying device. We expect a full-fledged zombie invasion by tomorrow...
-President: Dear God...........Call the Danger Crew!

by E. Plez November 17, 2009

danger-wank

To perform or simulate masturbation in a situation where it would not be wise to do so.

"hey is that guy scratching his crotch in a nursery?"
"aww man thats a danger-wank right there"

"did you hear about those guys that got arrested for indecent exposure?"
"they call it that, but it was just the danger-wank tournament"

by GSD Ste V B June 15, 2006

Danger Kitty

1) A woman that's extremely sexy without knowing it or thinking it about herself. 2) The smoking HOT neighbor, with movie star looks, that's as nice as can be.
3) "MILF & Cookies"
4) A GOOD Girl that "could" be as NAUGHTY as she looks. ...But no one knows for sure.
5) A woman that dresses classy & sexy, but looks like she wants to fuck right now!

"How much you want to bet that Librarian is a Danger Kitty?"

by Mr. 1derful February 13, 2009

danger wank

While your jerking off, as your about to cum, shout down for your mother. The real game now begins, a race between you and your mum, you have to cum, clean up and pull up your pants before she enters the room.

a good timer is asking for a cup of tea before you start

Guy 1: "Dude, i tried a danger wank last night, it went horribly wrong"

Guy 2: "DDDDDuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudddddddddeeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

Guy 1: "No, it's ok, she helped finish me off"

by Herroc April 17, 2009

Danger Wank

Masterbation performed under highly perilous situations, usually involving the risk of being caught mid-task. Users of the danger wank often say that wanking in these situations hightens the sexual pleasure.

danger wank: "Mum come quick Ive got something to show u! shit, shit, shit *wanks* RELEASE THE BEEEES!"

by Corey Martin January 16, 2007