Dante

He is a white male, with a 2.5 mm shlong and he wears glasses, as well as plays puck. He keeps a gun under his bed, and his great grandfather is dead. He is funny, and he owns a $15 highlighter which can be easily mistaken as a vaporizer. But don’t be fooled....it’s not. His friends name is tye-dye, but his name is short for boobs, and he owns a wife.

Wooooow look at Dante and his shlong!

Dante likes his wife’s DSL’S

by Anonymous.04 July 19, 2021

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Dante

A massive douchebag. A hot boy with really cute and attractive features and a hot voice, but will most likely end up cheating on you and telling you that he was talking to other girls behind your back the entire time. The worst personality on earth. Will always respond dry and most likely leave you on delivered for weeks even while in a relationship.

person1: Damn that Dante boy is cute asf

person2:hm yea, but he has the worst personality on the planet.

person1:you're right nevermind

by alissia is big LFMAOA June 29, 2021

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