daily mail

A newspaper,grossly over-criticized by politically correct,brainwashed morons.

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by JAWZ August 4, 2005

daily masturbational

Daily masturbational, means, fulfilling the i.e. religious, or spiritual quota of the act of self pleasuring. On a daily basis.

Gotta go Gus.

Wait! Where are you going?!

I gotta fulfill my daily masturbational with Father Zed.

Good luck with that.

Thanks Gus, I will.

You will what...?

by ESPeciallyscientific November 4, 2018

daily bread

Another Word For Vagina.

So did you get any daily bread last night?

by Kerrilia April 26, 2006

Daily Bailey

This occurs following {afternon delights} (with or without a {chinese medicine man}) Promptly after the sex the female makes a meal consisting of a bologna {chipwich} with BBQ chips, chocolate chip cookies, and chocolate milk. While she is tending to the meal the man rolls over smokes a cigarette and watches the history channel while eating. The history channel may be substituted for Discovery or National Geographic.

Hey babe when we get back from the mall you owe me a Daily Bailey

by Pvt. Bailey February 18, 2009

Daily Double

when 2 hookers both get trunk butt while giving you a double blow job

man i was so happy last night, i hit the Daily Double.

by Frank April 14, 2005

daily-lunch

Excrement of Satan himself.

Aww dude, kill that daily-lunch with fire.

by hi legacy man March 25, 2005

Daily Opt

"Opt:short for optimization"

the daily improvements, projects, and demands of SEO (Search Engine Optimization) tasks that improve or maintain search engine rankings

Your daily opt within this web project will help your site appear farther up in Google.

by SEO Expert May 19, 2009