dysfunctional toaster oven

When some dumbass is about as useful as a non-working kitchen appliance.

Kyle you dumbass, don't be a dysfunctional toaster oven.

by Whatthehellisbread March 3, 2023

nigger dysfunction

Often confused with 'Erectile Dysfunction', Nigger Dysfunction is a disorder that prevents your meat from being turned on by black people.

Johnny:"Look at that black bitch shes so bad!"
Andrew Tate: "Bro I have nigger dysfunction she doesn't turn me on."

by pumpkinfanumtaxJason November 7, 2023

Correctile Dysfunction

The inability of some men to stop themselves from correcting people (especially women) about something they know nothing about.

Kevin suffers from correctile dysfunction.

by Toxic-masculinity January 6, 2023

Dysfunctional pencil

Describes someone who just doesn’t function as intended or properly.

She’s definitely a dysfunctional pencil - like a pencil with a rubber on both ends.

by Alycisms July 7, 2021

*Stares in Erectile Dysfunction*

When you say something so cringey and disgusting yet you feel nothing about the person that you have wronged.. it gives the rest of us shivers. This is how we stare back at you.

Him: She looks fantastic absolutely gorgeous picture perfect so fine with everything in the rite places... alright alright alright

Us: *Stares in Erectile Dysfunction*

by DJ Dammit Man November 5, 2022

dysfunctional little fuck

Not operating normally or properly or unable to deal adequately with normal social relations.

You're a dysfunctional little fuck. One phone call could get you onto Ricki Lake.

One phone call, you and you're fucked up family. Ricki would get 10 episodes out of you!

by de-pube November 30, 2022

Floral Dysfunction

When you have a limp stalk.

Person 1: Bro, I have a limp stalk!
Person 2: Looks like you have floral dysfunction.

Person 1: I have floral dysfunction.
Person 2: Is that really something to say during sex?!

by Exotics Lair Fan 1407 September 23, 2022