Dtmwtd

Don't tell me what to do.

Nikkuh9845: help me kill ths monster

BJ_CITY: fucc u dude

Nikkuh9845: GET OVER HERE

BJ_CITY: dtmwtd fag

by stfunoob July 25, 2011

DTMF

"Down to Mind-Fuck" Basically asking or telling if someone is ready to have an Inception-esque conversation that will blow your mind.

Chad: Hey are you DTMF?
Kelly: Totally. ;)
Chad: Sweet, so what do you think would happen if Pinocchio said "My nose will grow?"

by Konnor with a K September 13, 2011

DTMO

A person who is "down to make out"

Damn, that girl just said she was DTMO

by NIcoleg08141990 August 15, 2017

DTMH

Dont. Touch. My. Hair.

Ussualy used by people of color when white people keep touching their hair because wypipo think this is a petting zoo and colored people are the animals

Magazine: crops out solange's braid
Solange: dtmh

by Zozotheegyptian April 20, 2018

dtmb

Acronym for "Don't tase me, bro".

Often used by someone who is a victim of an unprovoked physical attack. Popularized by that kid that got tased for being annoying at that John Kerry speech.

Cop: "Drop your pants and spread your cheeks"
Victim: DTMB!

by Artard McGee October 3, 2007

dtmb

DONT TAZE ME BRO
Dont Touch My Balls!!!!

im not doing anything whoa DONT TAZE ME BRO aHHHHHH!! (DTMB)

Dont touch my balls you skank >:( (DTMB)

by Plunkett/Dappen October 4, 2007

dtmo

don't tick me off

Dtmo man, you are being a jerk

by Steve lukeston October 10, 2008