DILF

Dog I'd Like to Fuck

Can be any breed (Shepherd, Terrier, Husky, etc.)

Person #1: That Chihuahua is a DILF.
Person #2: You sick bastard.

by {W@R} April 16, 2006

dpilf

disabled person i'd like to fuck

that girl in the wheelchair is dpilf

by Anonymous December 24, 2002

DILF

Acronym for Dog I'd Like to Fuck

There was a dog in the park what I wanted to fuck so bad. It was a real DILF.

by Edee October 30, 2006

DILF

Shortened phrase for "disc-golf" Commonly used among pro-dilfers and rec-dilfers alike.

I like dilf. Dilfing is fun.

by Pro-Dilfer June 14, 2016

DILF Steeze

Dressing like a DILF or Dad I Would Like to Fuck. The typical DILF Steeze attire usually includes, a long sleeve dress shirt with two to four buttons undone; a blazer or suit jacket over top of the dress shirt (optional); a pair of dark jeans, usually Rock & Republic or True Religion; loafer style dress shoes, usually black or brown; and occasionally a younger mans hair du that went out of style ten years ago. The DILF Steeze can usually be spotted at sporting events or business-casual functions.

Look at this big shooter rocking the DILF Steeze.

by BIG Shooter January 30, 2014

dilfie

A Dick selfie; so your girl knows what's up

Hey boy let me get a Dilfie

by Kelzwave November 25, 2015

Dilfag

A huge bellend

Hey Tim

Hey john

You know Henry he is a massive dilfag
I know right

by Bigcock169874563258843 September 29, 2017